I believe there is some kind of cunt magnet on telebox today, which meant our club run was much more pleasant as twats are indoors not driving badly.
Did our club run on fixeh skidded bike, had done 90% of the leadout but about 10 miles from home was dropped on a descent and lost the bunch. I was pretty much spent so just pootled home. Bastardhatecuntmachine aka the garmin tried to tell me my shortest route home was 25 miles when I was only 3.5 miles from home. As I was on unfamiliar roads I let google maps navigate for me instead.
Great fun riding fixed and managed to maintain a reasonable cadence for most of the ride. Clubmates were baffled why I didn't ride a geared bike.