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Get the key but don’t tell him about it. Then send him emails asking if your prediction of what your usage is are correct.
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It has pretty much confirmed my suspicion that most cunts are football fans but not that all football fans are cunts.
Insert venn diagram below.
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I believe there is some kind of cunt magnet on telebox today, which meant our club run was much more pleasant as twats are indoors not driving badly.
Did our club run on fixeh skidded bike, had done 90% of the leadout but about 10 miles from home was dropped on a descent and lost the bunch. I was pretty much spent so just pootled home. Bastardhatecuntmachine aka the garmin tried to tell me my shortest route home was 25 miles when I was only 3.5 miles from home. As I was on unfamiliar roads I let google maps navigate for me instead.
Great fun riding fixed and managed to maintain a reasonable cadence for most of the ride. Clubmates were baffled why I didn't ride a geared bike.
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Fucking people
This is why they have children
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Top left pork ribs with Carolina mustard sauce
Bottom left pork ribs in simple dry rub
Mushrooms with Stilton bacon panko and garlic
Quail - once they get up to 64C the bbq will be turned over to grilling them. -
We have a handheld Dyson Vacuum cleaner. Insects prepare to meet the vortex of doom.
Hmmm