middleofnowhere

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• I hate

  in Miscellaneous and Meaningless • 19 hours, 2 minutes

  

  All this confuses their real use, for when someone lets you into a queue ahead of them and you don't have the time to give them a wave.

  Or to allow any vehile to park on double yellow lines while the driver getting 20 Rothmans and a copy of Razzle from the newsagent.

• I hate

  in Miscellaneous and Meaningless • 23 hours, 40 minutes

  

  plague

  Also that plague can refer to any epedemic disease. In fact, can't you have a plague of locusts too?

  A plague on both your houses.

• In the news

  in Miscellaneous and Meaningless • 2 days

  

  Can the cylist put in a counter claim if it has been ruled that she was 50% responsible for the accident?

  Also, she is a yoga teacher who "who works for a City finance company". Do merchant banks teach yoga now?

• Bicycle Tag of bike

  in General • 1 week

  

  Or B*****y E*****s developments named G******s F****s.

• Epic fail

  in Miscellaneous and Meaningless • 1 week, 5 days

  

  "Straight people are an oppressed majority."

  Which is presumably why this happens to straight couples all the time...

  https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lo­ndon-48555889

  Fuck them and their false equivalence.

• Bicycle Tag of bike

  in General • 3 weeks, 6 days

  

  Disclosure: I don't know where it is.

  Yes you do, you might not know you do, but you do.

• Bicycle Tag of bike

  in General • 3 weeks, 6 days

  

  Normally I like a bit of rule breaking and it is within the M25 but with the bank holiday weekend, and all the good weather that I am confidently predicting, perhaps a tag more central might help the game progress a bit faster.

  On the other hand perhaps the long weekend is perfect for some long distance tagging, might make a nice day out for someone, tho the only other time I've heard the word nice used about this place is in sentences like "it's so nice to leave this place" or "isn't it nice that we don't live here".

• St. Mary Cray - Knatt's Valley Sundowner (Kent I)

  in Midweek Evening Rides (TNRC, WNKR) • 4 weeks

  

  You making an appearance or is there a footingball fixture?

  This weeks excuse comes courtesy of the Dorset Gravel Dash, I'm "tapering" ahead of that event (weak I know especially as @cgg is riding both, but he is cut from different cloth).

  is this next Weds? 29th?

  No, but it's a long ride to Baku, will have to set off soon.

  St Mary Cray with no Exedown is like a cupcake with no sprinkles.

  I was toying with another analogy but it's too early to get so scatological.

• St. Mary Cray - Knatt's Valley Sundowner (Kent I)

  in Midweek Evening Rides (TNRC, WNKR) • 4 weeks

  

  There is also the Petts Wood Variation...

  https://ridewithgps.com/routes/27774746
  
  

• North Drinks. Every Tuesday 6pm - The Flask (ft Death TT)

  in Social • 1 month

  

  Are we going to see you up the hill anytime?

  #wemissyouarvy