middleofnowhere

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• Bicycle Tag of bike

  in General • 2 months, 3 weeks

  

  Clue V1:

  Nope.

  if someone can't act on the clues @mespilus has provided then I may begin to lose faith in this game.

  Still no idea.

  Budgie smuggler :)

  Utterly meaningless

  No, I read everything literally, never thinking that a clue might be hidden in an otherwise meaningless sentence.

  Ah, now it all makes sense, off to get it tommorow if the snow clears.

• Bicycle Tag of bike

  in General • 2 months, 3 weeks

  

  Old tag:

  Hmm LG G4/ updated Firefox not uploading a photo.

  Knock on the door, I'm sure the homeowner will let you use her WiFi.

• Please report dangerous drivers to the police - Roadsafe. Report to plod, not just whinge here.

  in General • 4 months, 3 weeks

  

  Jesus! what a cock. Well done staying calm dude, don't think he would have got out of the car to hit you but a prick like that wouldn't think twice about "nudging" you with his car if you'd ridden off ahead of him.

  Strikes me he's actually angry at the world because his intimidating physique and second-hand luxury motor hasn't given him the lifestyle he deserves, according to the music videos he sees when he's in the gym.

• Bicycle Tag of bike

  in General • 6 months

  

  Clue appears workoutable.

  Googling "Batchelors, young boys new to London" didn't get me the tag but on the up side I am making a lot of new friends now.

• Bicycle Tag of bike

  in General • 6 months, 2 weeks

  

  The Victoria Embankment's construction started in 1865 and was completed in 1870 under the direction of Joseph Bazalgette

  Who's great-great-grandson Peter Bazalgette as head of Endemol productions brought "Big Brother" to the UK. So one Bazalgette's responsible for pumping the shit out of your home the other one...

• Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

  in Miscellaneous and Meaningless • 8 months, 1 week

  

  This is awesome. In fact this whole page is ace.

• Football

  in Miscellaneous and Meaningless • 8 months, 2 weeks

  

  Great news on the all clear, hope your year gets better from here.

• This morning's commute and other commuting stories

  in General • 8 months, 2 weeks

  

  Can't believe no-one's mentioned Father Dougal in the milk float yet. Philistines, all of you.

  This.

• This morning's commute and other commuting stories

  in General • 8 months, 2 weeks

  

  I haven't tried the new slalom version of Wightman but the old layout just used to be a constant game of chicken as drivers decided whether, after overtaking you with not enough space before the traffic island, to:

  a) slow down
  b) crash into the island
  c) go on the wrong side of the road
  d) pull in on you

  On at least 2 occasions I had the full on locked up squeal of sliding rubber over my right shoulder as a car left that decision far too late. Tho far from ideal I do think it's a bit better now.

  One thing that really bothers me now is the number of drivers selfish fuckers who still park/wait half on, half off the pavement, straddling the double yellow lines, forcing drivers into the path of oncoming traffic.

  Had one such sweetheart open his door on me, fortunately not enough to make contact but in that split second I wasn't to know that. I was considering roadsafeing him but the footage I have doesn't show the number-plate clearly enough to read.

• This morning's commute and other commuting stories

  in General • 8 months, 3 weeks

  

  pulling a wheely

  Impressive

  case

  Oh.