middleofnowhere

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• Spotted...

  in General • 6 days, 6 hours

  

  Hello! Should really have stopped for a chat, hope all is good with you.

• Football

  in Miscellaneous and Meaningless • 1 month, 4 weeks

  

  C'mon the Jags.

• Football

  in Miscellaneous and Meaningless • 2 months

  

  Merry Christmas, fellow footie fans! Chelsea forever, fuck the rest of ya... 💙💙💙

  A day early in upside down. You should be getting your xmas gift tomorrow.

• Bicycle Tag of bike

  in General • 6 months

  

  Clue V1:

  Nope.

  if someone can't act on the clues @mespilus has provided then I may begin to lose faith in this game.

  Still no idea.

  Budgie smuggler :)

  Utterly meaningless

  No, I read everything literally, never thinking that a clue might be hidden in an otherwise meaningless sentence.

  Ah, now it all makes sense, off to get it tommorow if the snow clears.

• Bicycle Tag of bike

  in General • 6 months

  

  Old tag:

  Hmm LG G4/ updated Firefox not uploading a photo.

  Knock on the door, I'm sure the homeowner will let you use her WiFi.

• Please report dangerous drivers to the police - Roadsafe. Report to plod, not just whinge here.

  in General • 8 months

  

  Jesus! what a cock. Well done staying calm dude, don't think he would have got out of the car to hit you but a prick like that wouldn't think twice about "nudging" you with his car if you'd ridden off ahead of him.

  Strikes me he's actually angry at the world because his intimidating physique and second-hand luxury motor hasn't given him the lifestyle he deserves, according to the music videos he sees when he's in the gym.

• Bicycle Tag of bike

  in General • 9 months, 1 week

  

  Clue appears workoutable.

  Googling "Batchelors, young boys new to London" didn't get me the tag but on the up side I am making a lot of new friends now.

• Bicycle Tag of bike

  in General • 9 months, 3 weeks

  

  The Victoria Embankment's construction started in 1865 and was completed in 1870 under the direction of Joseph Bazalgette

  Who's great-great-grandson Peter Bazalgette as head of Endemol productions brought "Big Brother" to the UK. So one Bazalgette's responsible for pumping the shit out of your home the other one...

• Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

  in Miscellaneous and Meaningless • 11 months, 2 weeks

  

  This is awesome. In fact this whole page is ace.

• Football

  in Miscellaneous and Meaningless • 11 months, 3 weeks

  

  Great news on the all clear, hope your year gets better from here.