punkture

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• Long Drop Brakes - options, opinions, reviews etc

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• Extinction Rebellion

  in Miscellaneous and Meaningless • 5 days, 5 hours

  

  August rebellion coming up. Get in touch with your local group to get involved!

• Cricket

  in Miscellaneous and Meaningless • 1 month, 3 weeks

  

  Made my debut today as a ringer for a new team that we've played against before . Heard the captain and another player talking about me saying 'yeah hes a good batsman and you can rely on him for some tight bowling......

  Opened the batting, got bowled for 0.
  Dropped an absolute dolly in the covers, then got creamed all over the shop for 18 off my two overs.

  Stupid bloody game

• The GIOS appreciation/info thread

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• What time is it? Watches and horology

  in Miscellaneous and Meaningless • 2 months, 1 week

  

  Yeah it's one of the new ones. Have also heard about negative experiences with Eddie. Will contact him first but will assume that he will be a dick and use the above advice.

  Thanks all

• What time is it? Watches and horology

  in Miscellaneous and Meaningless • 2 months, 1 week

  

  Hi all,

  So my smiths everest is now full of condensation. Is this a proper issue to be worried about and how do I get rid of it? Stick it in rice overnight?

  I thought it was meant to be water resistant to 100m...

• Cricket

  in Miscellaneous and Meaningless • 2 months, 2 weeks

  

  What's happed to woakes? Injured rested or dropped?

• League 13 fixture chat

  in Bike Polo • 2 months, 3 weeks

  

  Day drunk out as no third and a pressing need to concentrate on daytime drinking

• Cricket

  in Miscellaneous and Meaningless • 3 months

  

  Beer hatch near the boundary. That's amazing

• Cricket

  in Miscellaneous and Meaningless • 3 months

  

  tea
  clubhouse

  Where do you play, Lord's?

  Our tea equals a can (special brew for the older members, lager for the more respectable) and a fag/spliff. Supermalt if you're in form and reckon you fancy the look of the oppo.

  The 'clubhouse' is usually a nearby tree that can double as a toilet and partial roof when rain stops play.

  Apparently only about 3 players 'know how to score' too. As one of those 3, i can assure you that £2.50 payment and a free drink is the stuff of impossible dreams. If you want to be relieved from your umpiring stint then you have to just walk off the pitch and force the issue otherwise you will be out there for 40 overs.