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punkture

Member since Oct 2008 • Last active Aug 2021

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    August rebellion coming up. Get in touch with your local group to get involved!

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    Made my debut today as a ringer for a new team that we've played against before . Heard the captain and another player talking about me saying 'yeah hes a good batsman and you can rely on him for some tight bowling......

    Opened the batting, got bowled for 0.
    Dropped an absolute dolly in the covers, then got creamed all over the shop for 18 off my two overs.

    Stupid bloody game

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    Yeah it's one of the new ones. Have also heard about negative experiences with Eddie. Will contact him first but will assume that he will be a dick and use the above advice.

    Thanks all

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    Hi all,

    So my smiths everest is now full of condensation. Is this a proper issue to be worried about and how do I get rid of it? Stick it in rice overnight?

    I thought it was meant to be water resistant to 100m...

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    What's happed to woakes? Injured rested or dropped?

  • in Bike Polo
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    Day drunk out as no third and a pressing need to concentrate on daytime drinking

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    Beer hatch near the boundary. That's amazing

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    tea
    clubhouse

    Where do you play, Lord's?

    Our tea equals a can (special brew for the older members, lager for the more respectable) and a fag/spliff. Supermalt if you're in form and reckon you fancy the look of the oppo.

    The 'clubhouse' is usually a nearby tree that can double as a toilet and partial roof when rain stops play.

    Apparently only about 3 players 'know how to score' too. As one of those 3, i can assure you that £2.50 payment and a free drink is the stuff of impossible dreams. If you want to be relieved from your umpiring stint then you have to just walk off the pitch and force the issue otherwise you will be out there for 40 overs.

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