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General_Lucifer

Member since Jul 2008 • Last active Oct 2020

Writer of the blog Repro Man at https://generallucifer.wordpress.com/
My book, Pantone Blues, is out now on Amazon.
Twitter: generallucifer

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  • in Miscellaneous and Meaningless
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    Morning!
    Some of you know I record a couple of podcasts now, which are starting to get a bit of traction now.
    I am recording Halloween Special episodes of Kraken Cove Podcast at the moment and could do with some help.
    We’re asking for listener stories, your own stories of the weird, unexplained or the paranormal. It could be anything! We’re ideally after the story recorded in your own voice - a recorded dictaphone app recording is absolutely fine. If you don’t fancy that, write it out and I’ll read it on the show! The episode(s) will be our later in the month so if you want to be part of a rapidly growing comedy paranormal and Fortean podcast, please send me an email at krakencovepodcast@gmail.com or follow us on Twitter @krakencove and pm us a message!
    If you get in touch and struggle to send a file I can organise sending a WhatsApp file which seems to work best.
    Cheers folks!

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    Thanks folks!
    I’ve been damn busy so sadly neglected this forum...
    I am recording Halloween Special episodes of Kraken Cove Podcast at the moment and could do with some help.
    We’re asking for listener stories, your own stories of the weird, unexplained or the paranormal. It could be anything! We’re ideally after the story recorded in your own voice - a recorded dictaphone app recording is absolutely fine. If you don’t fancy that, write it out and I’ll read it on the show! The episode(s) will be our later in the month so if you want to be part of a rapidly growing comedy paranormal and Fortean podcast, please send me an email at krakencovepodcast@gmail.com or follow us on Twitter @krakencove and pm us a message!
    If you get in touch and struggle to send a file I can organise sending a WhatsApp file which seems to work best.
    Cheers folks!

  • in COVID-19
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    Mask debating at work can only end messily and is surprisingly unsatisfying for all concerned.
    It’s best to abstain.

    Incidentally, I find a great witty retort to individuals who mock you for taking sensible and legally required precautions is to ask them to keep you in mind whilst they are slowly drowning to death, alone, on lungfuls of snot.

    Either that or get a Black Lives Matter mask and give the cunt a heart attack.

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    I saw this!! Bloody sensible if you ask me!

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    Ha ha!! Yeah, there was some bleak bog shots!! I think my favourite is still the one a member’s daughter was reading in on the beach, and... well... shall we just say she was a damn fine specimen of young womanhood? My grim stories in those fair hands!

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    Hmm... linky no worky... anyway, just search Pantone Blues in Amazon! As a compilation of my early stories it works fine but I’d love to compile everything into something with a bigger narrative and stitch everything together. If anyone knows a publisher who can chuck in a bit of advice!!

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    The book is on Amazon here

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