Every fucking crit he brought out the same photo, which was that of a cumshot on his doris's stomach, taken in black and white. Frankly, i was more impressed that he'd even got a bird let alone that he thought his streak of jizz was worthy of the attention of a whole class of people but what the fuck do I know...
Wow. I'm flattered you remember me, I ride a Brompton now.
Btw, that photo, it was your girlfriend's stomach. Surprised you never noticed!