What's wrong with simply fucking red?;!!!!?!
True story. I saw BB King's last ever London gig at the Royal Albert Hall. He started to bring some guest musicians on stage.
"My good friends, Derek Trucks and Susan Tedeschi"
They come on. Crowd applauds.
"My good friend Ronnie Wood!"
Ronnie Wood comes on. Crowd goes nuts.
"My good friend, Slash"
Slash comes on. Crowd goes really nuts.
"My good friend..."
Crowd gets excited. Who the fuck is so good they come on after Ronnie Wood and Slash!?!?
The groan from the crowd was pretty audible.