Had 10 years of very few run ins with cabs. Now I'm getting one a day. So much so I'm dreaming up new ways to engage with the drivers.
Today I listened to the 30 second rant about cyclists then I smiled and said 'I'm not a cyclist - I'm a human' - this confused him somewhat.
I would just like a few one liners ready. Just not quite bad enough to have the fella get out of the cab an kick my ass - but enough for a bit of entertainment on the commute home through the West End.