Dear Man on the blue On One - Embankment - Horseguards - Whitehall, 8.45 Monday 22nd,
I know you must be on here, because if you insist on riding 3 feet from my back wheel for more than a mile and then try to make small talk 'gotta love taxis', I know you must be truly dying for a spot on this thread. I was braking sharply not just for that taxi but to get you off my back wheel.
I was trying to tell you that you shouldn't tailgate people. The correct answer to this is not 'yeeeaaah'.
I was then trying to clarify that you are fucking dangerous, and to piss off, did you hear that, I wonder? I'm curious whether you know how dangerous you are or whether it doesn't matter as long as you get to talk to other cyclists that are trying to get away from you. I watched you do it to some other people too.
Just in case you were wondering.
(Yeah so it's been 8 months, forum... hai!)