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dicki

Member since Mar 2007 • Last active Aug 2019

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    best from the fringe

    1. I keep randomly shouting out “Broccoli” and “Cauliflower”. I think I might have Florets. – Olaf Falafel
    2. Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they’re happy. – Richard Stott
    3. What’s driving Brexit? From here it looks like it’s probably the Duke of Edinburgh. – Milton Jones

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    1. A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, “Yes, of course. That’s 20 cows.” – Jake Lambert
    2. A thesaurus is great. There’s no other word for it. – Ross Smith
    3. Sleep is my favourite thing in the world. It’s the reason I get up in the morning. – Ross Smith
    4. I accidentally booked myself on to an escapology course; I’m really struggling to get out of it. – Adele Cliff
    5. After learning six hours of basic semaphore, I was flagging. – Richard Pulsford
    6. To be or not to be a horse rider, that is Equestrian. – Mark Simmons
    7. I’ve got an Eton-themed advent calendar, where all the doors are opened for me by my dad’s contacts. – Ivo Graham
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    prince andrew is shocked at the rumours

    shocked i tells ya

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    3rd times a charm for jose trump

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    can any east london folk recommend a roofer who could repair / replace a flat roof for me ? any pictures of work done would be welcome

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    is pep on his knees ?

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    yay var

    AGAIN

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    doh !

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    someone needs to redo a gif of that video where klopp runs towards adrian after his super cup winning save .... but reverse it

    #squeakedit
    #bringbackkarius
    #bringbackmignolet

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    i wish we had kante, he was the man of the match tonight

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    aces
    the heptuple sextuple is still on

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