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• Jokes / Joke du jour!

  in Miscellaneous and Meaningless • 9 hours, 3 minutes

  

  best from the fringe

  1. I keep randomly shouting out “Broccoli” and “Cauliflower”. I think I might have Florets. – Olaf Falafel
     
  2. Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they’re happy. – Richard Stott
     
  3. What’s driving Brexit? From here it looks like it’s probably the Duke of Edinburgh. – Milton Jones
     
     

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  1. A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, “Yes, of course. That’s 20 cows.” – Jake Lambert
     
  2. A thesaurus is great. There’s no other word for it. – Ross Smith
     
  3. Sleep is my favourite thing in the world. It’s the reason I get up in the morning. – Ross Smith
     
  4. I accidentally booked myself on to an escapology course; I’m really struggling to get out of it. – Adele Cliff
     
  5. After learning six hours of basic semaphore, I was flagging. – Richard Pulsford
     
  6. To be or not to be a horse rider, that is Equestrian. – Mark Simmons
     
  7. I’ve got an Eton-themed advent calendar, where all the doors are opened for me by my dad’s contacts. – Ivo Graham
     
• Conspiracy Theories

  in Miscellaneous and Meaningless • 14 hours, 58 minutes

  

  prince andrew is shocked at the rumours

  shocked i tells ya

• Football

  in Miscellaneous and Meaningless • 1 day, 3 hours

  

  3rd times a charm for jose trump

• Owning your own home

  in Miscellaneous and Meaningless • 1 day, 13 hours

  

  can any east london folk recommend a roofer who could repair / replace a flat roof for me ? any pictures of work done would be welcome

• Football

  in Miscellaneous and Meaningless • 2 days, 2 hours

  

  is pep on his knees ?

• Football

  in Miscellaneous and Meaningless • 2 days, 2 hours

  

  yay var

  AGAIN

• Football

  in Miscellaneous and Meaningless • 2 days, 2 hours

  

  doh !

• Football

  in Miscellaneous and Meaningless • 2 days, 4 hours

  

  someone needs to redo a gif of that video where klopp runs towards adrian after his super cup winning save .... but reverse it

  #squeakedit
  #bringbackkarius
  #bringbackmignolet

• Football

  in Miscellaneous and Meaningless • 4 days, 22 hours

  

  i wish we had kante, he was the man of the match tonight

• Football

  in Miscellaneous and Meaningless • 4 days, 22 hours

  

  aces
  the heptuple sextuple is still on