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rpm

Member since Mar 2007 • Last active Jan 2025

Co-opting courier culture since 2004

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    My preferred option would be the "fuck the new law/where do we move it to" option.
    That, or scorched earth. Been nice knowing yaz

    Yeah, this FWIW

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    A series with STAR WARS in its title needs to pass muster with anyone who remembers that you could replace Luke’s (and Obi Wan’s) lightsabers with the green stem off a poppy for a potentially better system.

    It’s really just pirates of the Caribbean crossed with Goonies which is OK I suppose but it’s not proper Star Wars.

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    If Johnny Depp turned up pissed in Skeleton Crew he’d look like a normal bloke amongst the relentless stereotypical “pirate” bollocks.
    I think this is the first time I’ve watched a Star Wars thing and couldn’t give a toss if I saw the rest of it or not.
    Sorry Disney, do better.

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    I believe that would all be handled by British Cycling regional teams but Lee Valley should be able to point you in the right direction if you email them

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    Gloucester/Warwickshire always seems nicer than Bedfordshire/Hertfordshire.
    I think a lot of it depends on your dominant commuter city. Where I am in Bedfordshire isn’t far enough away from London to be that nice, but it’s also not close enough to benefit from decent amenities and people who aren’t carrot-crunching racist/sexist morons.

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    When he rode off, slowly into the rain and gloom we did wonder “will he be OK?” But then I reminded us that he’d cycled across continents and on the moon and under the sea. A bit of Bedfordshire traffic isn’t going to be a problem.

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    “Le Poisson” did indeed visit, swallowing up the kilometres (and the cakes) that lesser riders would never accomplish.
    Good on you mate!

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    Oh that’s today isn’t it. Shit, better chuck the customers out and get the doors shut right quick

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    I know exactly where the tiles are. In my garage where they’ve been for two years as I still haven’t got round to doing my bathroom. DIY thread>>>>>

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