ColinTheBald

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• I hate

  in Miscellaneous and Meaningless • 6 minutes

  

  Repost!

• I hate

  in Miscellaneous and Meaningless • 2 hours, 59 minutes

  

  Your a rice cooker.

• I hate

  in Miscellaneous and Meaningless • 4 hours, 34 minutes

  

  Oven bloody chips? Peel spud, chip, boil for 7 or 8 minutes, deep fry for 7 at high temperature. 20 minutes total, delicious and fuck getting fat!

• I want to get a dog but I have to work, how does everyone on broadway market do it ?

  in Miscellaneous and Meaningless • 1 day, 23 hours

  

  Labradors always look effortlessly cool and never, ever, snore.

• Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

  in Miscellaneous and Meaningless • 2 days, 2 hours

  

  I have asked my valet this question, he in turn has asked the parlour maid, I will reply when I have an answer.

• The Squirrel Thread

  in Miscellaneous and Meaningless • 2 days, 2 hours

  

  Brunswick stew.

• Car appreciation... the aesthetics, the engineering, etc

  in Miscellaneous and Meaningless • 2 days, 17 hours

  

  BMW sell a specialist tool for inserting large Irishmen into a Z4, apparently it involves hydraulic rams.

  @Pifko, I have tried backcombing my armpits, but all to no avail.

• Car appreciation... the aesthetics, the engineering, etc

  in Miscellaneous and Meaningless • 2 days, 20 hours

  

  There's at least 5" clearance for me in my Z4 at 5'10", mind you I have the seat low.

• Pro-cycling thread

  in Rides & Races • 3 days, 17 hours

  

  Apparently Deceuninck are abandoning Lefevre for Alpecin Fenix because of his total indifference to riders who ride anything other than road and are not in possession of a penis.

  Cavendish has re-signed for Quickstep, will he ever be allowed to ride track again?

• Epic WTF

  in Miscellaneous and Meaningless • 4 days, 18 hours

  

  Nope, you're fine, local reporting was typically sensationalist. I made a couple of calls and what actually happened was that the lifeboat normally launches West of the harbour arm; because of sea conditions it launched on the East which is where the fleet is. There was a fishing boat coming in which was briefly in the way, the twats were just twats, not fishermen.

  I am pretty sure that if the RNLI was government funded, Priti bloody Patel would find a way to prevent them saving poor desperate people in unseaworthy boats. Sea conditions are likely to be shite for the next few days, I hope this deters the gangsters who are nearly as culpable as our incumbent fascists.