Haha really,I'm impressed, good work! That sounds worthy of a thread on its own, or if there was one I missed it.
You'll be telling me you've sewn a chamois into those gooch flaying denims next :)
And now you've cut the bars down it looks like it could have been posted on day 1 of this forum, full retro, chapeau.
As for the name, I suggest Humbug. All it needs now is a ride in its honour.