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  • Imagine when their kid is a teenager - those stairs will take a beating.

    I’m really annoyed by these stair rule people.

    And that James Dean quote - pure justification for staying in bed eating pizza and drunk dialling randoms to call them cunts/making a Father Ted type list.

  • I made this for my old housemate, inspired by some superb swearing in the original Taking of Pelham 123.


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  • Is this just @amey 's version of Pinterest?

  • It's not really a James Dean quote, you know.

  • The stairs actually lead to a blank piece of grey wall, there is no left turn.

  • I've seen a lot of this sort of thing on walls in property website pictures - usually not in London.


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  • DIY on a Budget Facebook

    Oooh yes

  • Cool story alert

    Was in a rental cottage in cornwall last week and there was a passive aggressive poem on the wall telling the guests how welcome dogs were but basically as long as there was absolutely no sign left of a dog having ever being near the place. Disappointed I didn't take a pic.

  • All day, every day, it throws up absolute gold.

  • Oh, in that case it’s fine then.

  • That example above:

    Being a family means you are a part of something very wonderful. It means you will love and be loved for the rest of your life. NO MATTER WHAT.

    Is just a licence for terrible behaviour. What it really is saying:

    Do what you want, be a cunt. It's ok, you are part of a family.

  • Ushered by the same people using the misquote 'blood is thicker than water'.

  • What?! We bought the place. Should we paint over, and find a quote of our own?

  • bet boris and dom have a whole bunch of 3 line slogans on their walls at home, it's seems their own 1984 way of backing up any political message they are trying to ram down your throats

  • If anyone hurt my family I swear I'd do time

    Etc.

  • This was very kindly left by the previous custodians of my house. Just in case I ever get a knock to the head and forget where I am. Needs to be more uplifting...


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  • Ushered by the same people using the misquote 'blood is thicker than water'.

    "Fewmin,

          Nonce,
                 Begum"
    
  • The LLL of kitchen worktops.

  • That fridge is even bigger than ours, impressive...

  • shitter tiles as well - and that's saying something.

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