Bin Night

Sadly they weren't my best offering.

saw a bloke putting his bins out fully starkers

Sorry about that, my lockdown drinking has got a bit out of hand.

Goals

Unscheduled bin collection this morning. Out in the street at 7am in orange crocs and m&s pajama bottoms. The man across the street was out topless too.

Good times.

Both bins we're out yesterday, grey and green.
Not deliberately, I've been unwell.
But both got emptied.
There will be repercussions. I can feel it.

What a time to be alive!

Did you make eye contact or focus on your bin?

Also going back a page, is there a standard for ajar lids to be rejected? At my work, we'd use a gauge to judge gaps between metal panels. Perhaps the same exists in bin world.

Bin chaos still reigns round our way. We were very smug yesterday, amongst the few households who'd put our recycling bins out for the first time since Christmas, having checked the council website to realise that our collection had been moved from the usual Friday morning.

This will be me on Friday morning, watching the local dolts scratching their heads as to where the bin men are, all remnants of "goodwill to all men" replaced with pure hubris.

https://youtu.be/rm81LSKJC2k