Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

I have decided I am going to build a "garden room".

my wife has no spacial awareness

I’m quite old fashioned

Croissant flakes

the Telegraph was a serious newspaper

Au contraire mon frère, it's pairing nicely with a Mango

Does it count as golf club if you have to google how to spell the French bit?

Twice as golf-club

spacial

GTFO to the spelling thread

Sick bro

Where do I get my puffy sleeveless top from and who do I speak to about the Range Rover?

First day at the club house and already making friends. Just don't mention the dreary bins and you'll blend right in

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Fastest finger first 😂

Mange tout

We used to get Only Fools and Horses in the sticks. That's probably where I learned all my French.

Oh, no, thinking about it, it was probably French & Saunders I learned all my French from.

Don't forget Allo Allo.

I did forget Allo Allo.

To be honest though that doesn't stick in my head though so I wonder if I was a bit younger when that was a thing?

we just bought a five bedroom farmhouse

Maybe because you were told it only once?

in the sticks

«L'Australie profonde»

I learnt all my Australian from Alf Stewart

Struth ya flaming galla

Fair dinkum

Apparently a generation of Americans are calling the toilet the dunny because of Bluey