Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

All four of my cousins went to Bancrofts

I think the second part was rather more golfclub

100%

Got a handful of bikes dotted around Europe

I'm considering replacing all of my yachts

Golf upcycle!

just went on the Apple site in late August and basically specced the best MBP I could

That’s up there with cashmere dressing gowns IMHO

Out of the frying pan into the saute pan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksQQlrrinC0

Problem with cashmere is cleaning it. my newborn has been sick on my cashmere tracksuit twice in two weeks and so it’s spent more time at the dry cleaners than at home!

Very good indeed.

However

£10 each or 2 for £35

my cashmere tracksuit

Although I assume that's more of a Liverpudlian golf club than a Kent one.

I need to stop checking this thread.
Today the Google/Android news feed offered me a link to some article about the changing nature of golf club memberships*.

(* vague because I did not click on it).

You have no need of said click, the LFGSS Club Secretary says your membership is secure, being in possession of the correct AudMerMW wankerbarge and EdwaTudoBethan property, the only question being whether your development is gated.

More like 'arrested'.

You've been embezzling your hedge fund again?

I was hoping to have made an allusion to 'Arrested Development',
but,
as you bring it up I suppose I should inform the Compliance Team of our move into NFTs.

......and that statement guarantees your continued membership.

Went through the same process on one of my Moots

A girl I worked with a few years back casually mentioned the curry takeaways she gets every Friday are from Gymkhana.

"I didn't realise it was expensive, my husband orders it"

my husband orders

worth it in itself.

in the four-seasons in Miami.

Sorry :)