That Corbyn fella...

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  • Has he got a thread already?

    The latest newspaper hateline from Liz Kendall has me wondering.... is this all reverse psychology, so we fall in love with Corbyn?

    He likes cycling, right?

  • Yeah, but so does Boris.

  • He used to play bike polo... Allegedly... @snottyotter

  • http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015­/aug/12/could-you-build-new-part-of-the-­left-labour-jeremy-corbyn

    This was an interesting read, while not entirely about Corbyn, he is definitely a catalyst.

  • Yup, OG bike polo player before it was cool, I'll speak to his mate and see if he wants to play it after it was cool too.

  • Head gear of the left and famous.


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  • Saw footage on the telly of him on a bike with a monstrously high quill stem. Is he maybe "on here" lurking in the functional bikes thread?

  • Shame none of my bikes are funcional so I'll never know.

  • interesting that Kendall and Co's line to get elected seems to be "we're not what you want (which is Corbyn) but we're the best you can get, so vote for us". seems similar to the last general election message of "at least we're not as bad as the tories".

  • If all these senior Labour figures spent half as much time attacking the Tories as they are Corbyn, maybe Labour wouldn't be in such a dire position as they are now.

  • Having seen the effect their attacks of Corbyn have had, I think we know precisely why they're in such a dire position right now.

  • Ive paid £3 and will be voting for him. I have some reservations about him, and doubt he will ever become PM, but he is the only candidate who I think believes in what he/she says, rather than says what they think the papers/electorate want to hear.

  • Corbyn is bloody brilliant, imagine him backed by Stella Creasy, who seems genuinely interesting in campaigning for what's right and returning Labour to a movement with a purpose rather than a political party to the left of That Lot

  • Don't give a shit about his electability, I just want a leader who make me proud of my membership

  • @moocher
    Why do you doubt he will ever become PM?
    Anything wrong with his policies? Or himself as a person?

  • It seems like every other candidate is solely trying to undermine him now? smacks of desperation somewhat

  • I paid £3 and missed the voting registration deadline

    Can I get my money back?

  • @Lebowski - neither himself or policies - i think the tabloids/new international papers would make it extremely difficult. but if he can get some of the people who never vote to vote for him maybe he has a chance.

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  • ^ would rep

  • tldr

  • Why do you doubt he will ever become PM?

    First up to become PM you need to be the head of the party with a majority. Labour are unlikely to make it into power with JC for at least two important reasons.

    First, the majority of England decided back at the end of the seventies that they didn't want socialism. Labour only were elected once they rejected their socialist routes and moved just right of centre. I can't see how moving back to socialism is going to get them elected. (Even more so when you think of the importance of the grey vote who voted socialist policies out the first time and probably have more to lose).

    Second, we never ever vote for parties when they are in a shambolic state. Labour's infighting is bad enough already to make them a nonstarter, JC will divide the party further and thus make it impossible for them to ever be elected. Ironically if they rallied behind him they might have more of a shot.

    Personally I think it would be good to have a more left opposition. It will also mean we don't have to listen to the left whinging about Labour's move to the right when what they should do is what UKIP did to the Torys and set up their own party to steal votes and influence policy. (imo obvs)

  • I'd like Labour to become a left wing party once more, rather than a pale imitation of the Tories.

    Be nice to have an actual alternative/viable opposition party.

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