Quotes from The Simpsons

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  • I'm going to get your lucky charms!

    But yes, classic.

  • Marge, it's 3 a.m.! Shouldn't you be baking?

  • There's no escape from the fortress of the Mole!
    Except that.

    All our founding fathers, astronauts and world series leaders, have been either drunk or on cocaine.

    I live in a single room, above a bowling alley. And below another bowling alley.

  • I permanently lost my sense of taste and smell.

  • Waif: "You can't treat the working man this way! One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve! Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japanese will eat us alive!"

  • First thing tomorrow I'm going to punch Lenny in the back of the head.

  • "So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time"


    Mayor Quimby: "Rats? I am outraged! You promised me dog or higher!"

  • Lou: "Hey Chief, can I hold my gun sideways?"

    Wiggum: "Ha, sure, whatever you want birthday boy."

  • Wiggum "Oh right, the gas..."

  • Wiggum: "suspect is hatless, I repeat hatless!"

  • Wiggum: "They only come out at night. Or in this case, uh, the day time"

  • Marge: Homie, did you close the gate?
    Homer: Yes. (Gate thumps loudly) Oh, you mean tonight.

  • "Mr. Simpson there's no easy way to say this, were going to have to saw your arms off."
    "Awww, but they'll grow back right?"
    "Wait a minute, Homer Are you just holding on to the can."
    "Your point being...?"

  • "Thou knowst nothing, Homer Simpson!"

  • 'I need seventeen dollars for a push broom rebristling'

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Quotes from The Simpsons

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