Does anyone else know a stupid amount of Simpson's quotes? Not sure why but I've memorised pretty much every episode seasons 3-12..
Marge: Homer, there's a man here who thinks he can help you!!
Marge: No, he's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist.
Marge: It's not Batman!
No googling, people..
"put me back on my bike"
^ and ^^ repped
Argh I know too many but they're all randomly remembered, I can't just think of them.
"put your pants back on"
"up until now, I was with you, even the beast on beast combat had potential"
"my sports goggles!"
"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a man whose had ALL he could eat?
stupid sexy Flanders
I need something cutting edge, like cutco, edgecom, or interslice..
I was elected to lead, not to read!
Hutz: This could be the case to rebuild my shattered career! Care to join me a belt of scotch?
Marge: Mr Hutz, it's nine in the morning!
Hutz: Yeah, but I haven't slept in days.
eat my shorts
"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..."
"Don't have a cow, man."
Bart: Take him away, boys.
Wiggum: Hey I'm the chief, here! Bake him away, toys.
Lou: What did you say, chief?
Wiggum: Do what the kid said.
"Talking out of turn? That's a paddlin'. Looking out the window? That's a paddlin'. Staring at my sandals? That's a paddlin."
Flanders: "Are you cycling two abreast?"
Homer: "I wish! We're cycling to a lake".
Simpson, Homer Simpson,
He's the greatest guy in his-tor-y.
From the, town of Springfield,
He's about to hit a chestnut tree!
Homer: "How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"
Marge: "That's because you were drunk!"
Homer: "and how"
Just close the deal Gil
Homer: No beer and no TV make Homer something something.
Marge: Go crazy?
Homer: DONT MIND IF I DO!
''you're all gonna die in a pointless war'' grandpa simpson
"I fell 8,000 feet on to a pile of jagged rocks. Of course folks were tougher in those days. I was jitterbuggin' that very night."
Marge: "Whats that billowing down the stairs?! It's smoke!"
Lisa: "It smells like the art teacher's office."
"My cat's breath smells like cat food."
"I'm happy and angry" - Ralph
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