Quotes from The Simpsons

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  • Does anyone else know a stupid amount of Simpson's quotes? Not sure why but I've memorised pretty much every episode seasons 3-12..

    Marge: Homer, there's a man here who thinks he can help you!!
    Homer: Batman?
    Marge: No, he's a scientist.
    Homer: Batman's a scientist.
    Marge: It's not Batman!

    No googling, people..

  • "put me back on my bike"

  • ^ and ^^ repped

  • Argh I know too many but they're all randomly remembered, I can't just think of them.

    "put your pants back on"

    "up until now, I was with you, even the beast on beast combat had potential"

    "my sports goggles!"

    "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a man whose had ALL he could eat?

  • stupid sexy Flanders

  • I need something cutting edge, like cutco, edgecom, or interslice..

    I was elected to lead, not to read!

    Hutz: This could be the case to rebuild my shattered career! Care to join me a belt of scotch?
    Marge: Mr Hutz, it's nine in the morning!
    Hutz: Yeah, but I haven't slept in days.

  • "Not guilty."

  • Mendoza!!!!

  • "D'oh!"

  • eat my shorts
    aye carramba

  • "You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..."

  • "Don't have a cow, man."


  • Bart: Take him away, boys.
    Wiggum: Hey I'm the chief, here! Bake him away, toys.
    Lou: What did you say, chief?
    Wiggum: Do what the kid said.

  • "Talking out of turn? That's a paddlin'. Looking out the window? That's a paddlin'. Staring at my sandals? That's a paddlin."

  • Flanders: "Are you cycling two abreast?"

    Homer: "I wish! We're cycling to a lake".

  • Simpson, Homer Simpson,
    He's the greatest guy in his-tor-y.
    From the, town of Springfield,
    He's about to hit a chestnut tree!


  • Homer: "How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"

    Marge: "That's because you were drunk!"

    Homer: "and how"

  • Just close the deal Gil

  • Homer: No beer and no TV make Homer something something.
    Marge: Go crazy?
    Homer: DONT MIND IF I DO!

  • ''you're all gonna die in a pointless war'' grandpa simpson

  • Grandpa Simpson:

    "I fell 8,000 feet on to a pile of jagged rocks. Of course folks were tougher in those days. I was jitterbuggin' that very night."

  • Marge: "Whats that billowing down the stairs?! It's smoke!"
    Lisa: "It smells like the art teacher's office."

  • "My cat's breath smells like cat food."

  • "I'm happy and angry" - Ralph

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Quotes from The Simpsons

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