Secret Santa / Kris Kringle

^^ nice

spam!

I know. I'm desperate.

My kids want Playstations, not mucky books.

We don't do an internal secret santa but we support a charity for children living in poverty in the UK, who bring in tags each year that are hung on our office Christmas tree. Each one has an argos code on it for something under £10.

We choose one and obviously buy / wrap and then place back under the tree.

Last year I picked a Halo action figure set with 4x4 buggy (w/ gun turret). I really didn't want to give it up.

That's a good idea. Charity.

Lottery scratch cards.

Got to be innit to win it, etc.

One Pound Fish - £1 Fish Man - O-Fish-Al Video - YouTube

x 10

Solved.

Get a Brian Cox Doll

They say he's what god looks like

One of my mates used to refuse to drink from the long pint glasses they use for pure brewed lager in sam smiths pubs and would ask for a 'normal' pint glass instead.

Wen i pulled his name out of the hat for secret santa i went down to the pub and bought one of the pure brewed glasses for exactly £5 (that way i wasnt cheaping out on his present).

It sat unused on his desk next to the normal pint glass he drank water from through the day for almost 2 years.

The last two years I've been bought a punching bag and a drinking game.
Sounds about right, eh?

Dildo cross?

http://www.thechristianshop.co.uk/olive_wood-holding_cross_and_card_9_5cm_x_4_5cm

Very slightly over budget, but a thoughtful gift nonetheless:

The Baby Jesus Butt Plug: Amazon.co.uk: Carlton Mellick: Books

These are great but I'm not losing my job/going to court just for a laugh. Not yet any way.

Ours isn't secret enough santa..

Draw at work tomorrow...will there be many boob radios/willie warmers/ball scratchers among the genuinely nice and thoughtful present we have too?

I went for an Oxfam charity thing with some chocolates. Fuck I'm nice.

Chocolate and charity, well done you :)

Yeah it's happening here too. £5 limit
I got the office misery guts. God knows what to get them

Just got the dictate from on high that our Secret Santa is going ahead.

The limit is £5 to spend on RAW MATERIALS BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING HOMEMADE!

Fuck that.

Make a macaroni necklace, think how much macaroni you can buy with £5. They'll look like Mr T!

Back to primary school tactics.. how about toilet roll and cotton fluff?

The limit is £5 to spend on RAW MATERIALS BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING HOMEMADE!

Are you a kindergarten teacher or a designer.

Homemade does not compute!

Got a really easy one. It's £5-£10 here, lots of people get mugs each years me wonder why...

Anybody can think of something more original than a headband (which he does wear) for a cyclist that got pretty much everything?

£5 origami'd

As a freelancer, I got me in my secret Santa. So I got 10 mince pies from Gregg's.

Luci's book is a great shout, as long as the receiver isn't prude...