What do you think about while cycling?

Have I gotten fat?

Why can't this be a salt flat?

I haven't done a forum ride for ages. Since I got the TT bug I've not done any much in teh way of bunch rides other than heading to France and stuff with Aussie mates.

HHSB ride soon.

I'll put some Zipps on the Condor and swap the drops for risers.

"I need a wee."

"Why is there nowhere to wee? What is wrong with this fucking country? Bollocks to this, I'm getting the train home"

(This has actually happened more than once)

"I need a wee."

Sooooo much of this.

"Why is there nowhere to wee? What is wrong with this fucking country? Bollocks to this, I'm getting the train home"

(This has actually happened more than once)

and even more of this.

"Why is there nowhere to wee? What is wrong with this fucking country? Bollocks to this, I'm getting the train home"

(This has actually happened more than once)
You? Really? Don't you then pee in the train?

I should buy a new bike - this one doesn't fit properly!

I should buy a new bike - this one's the wrong colour!

^^ Doesn't it??

^^ Doesn't it??

Couldn't you tell?

I wonder where that road goes?

I wonder who lives in that house?

Careful mr squirrel!

Have I got a flat tyre?

Why am I wearing this stupid helmet?

Why don't I have 'proper cyclist' calf muscles?

Why do only my knees get sun tanned?

What day is it?

Will I ever finish my shed?

Why do I have so many bloody cats?!

Couldn't you tell?
Was riding in front of you the other day, pretending I knew where I was going and that I wasn't affected by the head wind, so didn't really look.