The Cat Thread

^^ actually goshed

this is mine 1 year ago

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Moved house recently, didn't really understand cats until now..

*good models for playing with flash too
I think my cat fancies your cat. He just can't resist models. ;)

So tell us what you've learned about cats...

this is mine 1 year ago
So cute, awwww. Do you have shot of him now for comparison?

^ what has he been eating to have grown that much?? I am amazed. lol

^^ really nearly true

here he is now, a little blurry
http://static.lfgss.com/attachments/77837d1386924597-img_3070.jpg

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I want my cat to look like this

I don't.

imagine him jumping on your chest in the morning tryign to wake you up!

imagine him jumping on your chest in the morning tryign to wake you up!

Fuck that id ride him to the shops to get my milk and paper every morning.

He'd eat you.

I think my cat fancies your cat. He just can't resist models. ;)

So tell us what you've learned about cats...

How easy it is to become a cat weirdo mostly, my phone is filled with pictures already...

I do like getting woken up with a headbutt though

How easy it is to become a cat weirdo mostly, my phone is filled with pictures already...

I do like getting woken up with a headbutt though

Theres nothing quite like a cat headbutt.

There is also this one, a much more aloof fatty.

Theres nothing quite like a cat headbutt.
Except a cat on your butt.

O'Shane can tell us about that...

Sadly I have no photos for evidence but I'll explain as best as I can.

I tend to lie in bed watching programmes on my laptop. The cat finding no lap to get comfortable finds the next most cuddly thing and proceeds to settle on my bum. It's quite nice really.

Now isn't that a lovely thought, people?

I wont ask what happens if you fart.

here he is now, a little blurry
http://static.lfgss.com/attachments/77837d1386924597-img_3070.jpg

Ahh man, you have a black beast too! We got two, one is the master chunk of destruction and the other is his younger protege. The protege has weird fucking paws that spread out sideways, so they click on wooden floor when he approaches. The others always shit bricks when he's near because he's just an outright bully.
It's the black beast that I trust the least though...fucker is huge, as in, I will not feed him out of my hand because I like my skin where it is. Meow? pfft..that's kitten shit. He...roarmeows or something.
Furthermore, he doesn't "play" per se. He shreds! you want to pet him? suuure....he toys with you and lets you get carried away..then bam, the gravest mistake your unconscious mind ever makes and pets his belly. THEN he's suddenly hungry. He likes it, but he missed the memo about clawing gently.

Toys? you mean dustmotes?

He's staring at me right now from the darkness of the doorway...I can see his flipping eyes. Fucker is planning something I know it....

Think Patch is gonna be upset with me for the foreseeable future, as in her little mind, I am sure she is thinking why the hell have I been torturing her:

Last night after I have put her blanket back to her (my) chair, I scooped her up from the table (she very rarely sleep on it unless she is not happy which she wasn't as her blanket wasn't there.), Anyway, she was fighting me a lot and my hands slipped, so I accidentally dropped her on her (my) chair fairly violently.

This evening, I had to give her her flea drop, which she hates, on top of that, I had to give her her quarterly worming pill. 1st time doing this, I tried hiding it in her favorite meat stick treat with no luck, so I had to force feed her and because she had broken the pill into pieces already, it must have been quite bitter.

I can see from her face, she is saying "you bitch!" every time I walk pass her... I feel very very guilty, must leave this with the boyfriend next time.

^^ Please say you got him neutered?

Attack of the 'feline ninja!': Woman mauled by her moggie and had to fight him off with a vacuum

Ha! You see...