Horseburgers

^^No doubt they'll be going ffrom Point to Point to find the culprits.

Furthermore there is fear that batches of white sliced loaves could be contaminated with horse saliva. A thorough bread inspection is being carried out.

Tesco do appear to have had a rather cavalier attitude to food standards.

^^ Ace.

What's detorri here?

Horseplay by tescos.

These burgers sound awful.

I hear their meatballs are the dog's bollocks though....

I think someone may be sending me death threats.

Woke up this morning with a Tesco burger on my pillow.

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hamburgers = shergar bum

I think someone may be sending me death threats.

Woke up this morning with a Tesco burger on my pillow.

So much photoshop potential

Dunno what the big deal is, horse meat used to be some cultures stable diet.

It's not the horse meat you should be worried about..

That wasn't a pun.

I hate puns.

It's not the horse meat you should be worried about..

This!

ring ring

"Hey Wednesday how's it going?"
"Not so good really Tuesday"
"Why's that T?"
"Well W, all those horse jokes that got told last night when the story actually broke are still being told by dullards tonight like they were the first person to ever hear them"
"Look on the bright side"
"What's that?"
"Anyone posting or tweeting a horse meat joke on Thursday is a cunt"

I'm going to get off my beach towel, slap my tanned nuts around a bit and then post a fucking horse pun on Thursday. You just watch!

I'm not. Get to fuck.

Don't worry, this can't go on furlong.

Re-pun??

This fiasco has all been blown way out of proportion - Tescos only nose-bagged a Grand National-ly from the burger sales...

I wouldn't worry about the horse meat in Tesco's burgers, as they have now found camel toe in Primark leggings...

Given that this is still a current news article four weeks on that is some quite impressive thread killing right there ^

Either that or another indicator that nobody gave two fucks about it anyway.

Given that this is still a current news article four weeks on that is some quite impressive thread killing right there ^

Either that or another indicator that nobody gave two fucks about it anyway.

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