Horseburgers

Gave me the trots, etc.

long faces

A whole new thread? Shouldn't this be somewhere else in the mane forum.

Sort of manes that are cracking you up?

short shelf life guaranteed

although I won't equine about it too much

etc.

Had some in the fridge, checked the Best before date...And they're off!

Sorry, I've used this already on here today but...

Have the veggie burgers been tested? They may contain uniQuorn?

don't worry you'll still be a palomino

but not furlong......

I hear they're surprisingly low in fat, but pretty high in Shergar.

Steals

A whole new thread? Shouldn't this be somewhere else in the mane forum.
No harm in trying to stirrup some conversation.

A Tesco Everyday Value burger walks into a bar, the bar man says "why the long face"

I could redrum a burger.

feel a bit silly starting a whole new thread

still, I suppose we canter race it now.....

had to throw my Tesco burgers away

still, it's less to pig at

^ quality!

I checked my fridge just now, the ones I have are out of date and smell aw-foal

were saddled with it now, and its a bit tack less

Neigh! Stop this foal horsing around.

Had some in the fridge, checked the Best before date...And they're off!

applause

what i dont get is where the fuck do you get a bun big enough for a horse?

Really raising the bar here are we? Imagine being on the other side of the fence, would you still be jockying about this.

Horseburgers. Why hasn't anyone thought of this before?
It's a whole Newmarket

and fwiw I truly hate frozen burgers, they're way too colt.