Tour de France 2013

You're lucky I didn't delete it.

I wish I could have a job taking dreamy pics of my pro-cyclist partner though. Sigh.

Miaow.

That's not your standard domestic house cat is it.. or my eyes really are fucked..

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Does electric Di2 like swimming pools?

I can't do it any more, i'm going to be sick.

maybe ask Wiggo, he's probably chucked a few into the water too

It's probably Wiggo's bike he's holding. Maybe that's why it wouldn't work.

Bastards took a pic too, that's like teabagging a drunk and putting it on their FB the next day. Bike molestation.

Does electric Di2 like swimming pools?

It's fine. It switches to outboard motor mode.

Note the Wiggo tribute Fred Perry shirt.

Do they both like tennis?

My knowledge of French geography, history, food and culture gets expanded every year with commentator factoids from watching a stage live.

Eurosport FTW.
Why this year we learned that Sean Kelly once won a cow.
Again.
13 fucking times.

Conti GP's? Sure...

You can understand Sean Kelly? Lies.

He only says about 5 things
"making the callykillation"
"super"
"classemont"
"tour of france"
"play the waiting game"

I was making this point to Emil at the Reej. Just say "Rhubarb" over and over and over again in a comedy Irish accent and it sounds exactly like Sean Kelly's commentary.

Nerged.

Kelly is a legitimate legend.

His existence is unverified?

It's not real racing unless Kelly is giving his commentary.

Nerged.

Kelly is a legitimate legend.

totally this.

(and i would never read again if sean kelly was happy to take up a career in reading for audio books)

Nerged.

Kelly is a legitimate legend.

Not due to his commentary prowess.

Carlton Kirby is a weapons grade moron who doesn't get the best out of Kelly. If he is working with a decent commentator, like Dave Harmon, then he is superb. His reading of a race and understanding of the tactical nuances is second to none, and he doesn't feel the need to berate the current generation and say how much tougher it was in his day.