2012-04-13 - Guinness # 6, sign of the devil

You would not believe what Bearfoot did with a sticker and a chicken sad face

And hey! If you love booze and you love bikes get involved with the Grand Slam In A Day on Sat May 26th!

I was missing you team :-/
In for the GSIAD. Obvs.

What a night! never thought I'd get soaked, see a traffic warden wearing a cunt sticker, see police trying to arrest somebody for placing said sticker, witness a real living giant riding barefoot's bike, sample some amazing guiness cake and all on the same night! All you guys are legends! Especially Bernie, thanks for organizing it my main man! And great to meet some new people too :-)

*Sorry for my incorrect spelling of bearfoot!

I remember! The mystery forumenger name! Ramaye! I think...

You lot were just lovely, lovely I tells ya..... Bernie, top ride, cracking choice of boozers too. Clever pun you owe me a pint... Not quite sure how I got involved in 3 different rounds but the head this morning tells me it was so. Drinking etiquette seems to straight out of the window when one involves bikes and cunt stickers. Kat... Nice one on the straw technique.... Mountaingoat, cheers for getting me home, I remember the kofte but nothing else. Managed to make it to bed somehow, I trust you wern't involved in that stage of proceedings! Cheers all, when's the next one?

Apologies to Braker for making him crash due to my quite bright t-shirt. It was definitely that that caused it, not the fact that Braker was absolutely hammered...

Good to see all you lovely folk as always!

Kebab was nice.

fuck i missed everything! what happened with the 5-0?

i want some cunt stickers...

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When the police were leaving, after giving you the ticking off, the one with the sticker put it on Sven. Much hilarity and pretty much sums up what they really thought of the incident.

When the police were leaving, after giving you the ticking off, the one with the sticker put it on Sven. Much hilarity and pretty much sums up what they really thought of the incident.

Oh yeah that was brilliant!

...and how seriously they take Traffic Wardens

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hULCAQ1CU4

DAMN IT!!!!!!!!

Gutted I missed this. Look's and sounds like SO much fun, as always.

Next time!

When the police were leaving, after giving you the ticking off, the one with the sticker put it on Sven. Much hilarity and pretty much sums up what they really thought of the incident.

missed that! LOL

i didnt get my kebab in the end. But the ride back home with bernie was better than any grilled meat in the world! Waterloo bridge: we decide to ride upsidedown! Elephantand castle a bold guy with a cucumber and leathers chase us screaming i love sweaty sex! in brixton Moby was directing traffic! And bernie and i got red cones in our bikes and heads! Our knees decided to grind the asfalt it was cool and not painfull! In streatham gravity change it mind and work just on the left side pulling us to the ground! But we dindt fell cos we are tenacious! By streatham hill Lemmy from motorhead was punching a bus to bits! And in norbury bernie and i decide to ride all way back to central london to speak with the prime minister about making police wear luminuso cones ans pink overalls. He decide not to see us! Mistake. This is all true . Wonderfull thinks happens in guinness rides! Or i just dream it!?

DAMN IT!!!!!!!!

Gutted I missed this. Look's and sounds like SO much fun, as always.

Next time!

We forgive u my bearded friend! I drink a cider in your behalf! U was there in our hearts!

Kebab was nice.

Chicken doner?

I'm a bit sad that I left before the final pub carnage (I assume there was carnage, there usually is by the time the ride gets that far) but had a great night none the less. Cheers to Bernie for the usual efficient organisation, to the usual suspects for the unusual antics, and the unusual suspects for the usual entertainment.

On the up side I am at work with only a very minor hangover.

I think I need to revise my definition of what constitutes an up-side.

Basic lamb/cat/dog doner

I would like to officially announce that Markypoos just admitted that cnuting the traffic warden was his idea. I always knew I married the right guy...

Insanely fun ride. Good to meet so many people. Massive credit to Bernie for organising and to Betty for the delicious guinness cake.

Being a total softie I can't help but feel a little bit sorry for the traffic warden. Poor guy must arrive home from work every night covered head to toe with metaphorical cunt stickers!

I also remember dimi and Sven (and someone else) cnuting the taxi, taking some pictures and running after it just to turn round to find out that the car behind the taxi was popo's car. Didn't laugh that much in a while.

I also remember dimi and Sven (and someone else) cnuting the taxi, taking some pictures and running after it just to turn round to find out that the car behind the taxi was popo's car. Didn't laugh that much in a while.

Hahahah forgot about it! Another epic moment! Can't wait to see those pictures!

Insanely fun ride. Good to meet so many people. Massive credit to Bernie for organising and to Betty for the delicious guinness cake.

Being a total softie I can't help but feel a little bit sorry for the traffic warden. Poor guy must arrive home from work every night covered head to toe with metaphorical cunt stickers!

Hah, you're just one of the good guys Rob...

Cake, though I only got one bite was awesome, stickergate was hilarious and everyone I met was a nice guy/gal. See you next year!

Thanks to Bernie and everyone else who made this ride, it was absolutely ace. It was great to meet so many new people. Great evening all round – even the downpour was good fun!

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we love them cakes dont we!? Beatriz (betty) is the best guiness baker ever guys! Its was so creamy! So deep! Every bit felt like a small parcel o heaven! Felt consistent and somehow nutty! At the same time crumbly and chocolaty! Work of art them cakes! betty u are the choosen one, u will bake my "happy happy birthday" cake!