Fenocchio bikes....cheap shite for gullible idiots

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  • so there i am on Arseface...catching up with events ill never go to and tedious "status updates" from people i frankly have no interest in...when lo and behold!...and advert from FRESH EXCITING Felocchio/Felatio bikes appears..... http://www.facebook.com/pages/Fenocchio-­Single-SpeedFixie-Bikes/133446836733187?­sk=wall

    ....i had a look, and having consumed a couple of cheeky ales ( Brakspear Oxford Gold..highly recommended..) thought it wise to bring to their attention the fact that, if i was trying to set up a new business importing (shite chinese made (?) poor quality bound to fail wouldnt be seen dead on fucking shit nasty piles of crap) bikes aimed squarely at the gullible wannabe hipster market...

    ....i would make sure i set the front brake up correctly for my advertising photo's ( ie pads hitting braking surface corectly, NOT rim...)
    http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1­34230946654776&set=pu.133446836733187&ty­pe=1&theater

    they deleted my comment...
    i was only trying to help.........

  • The bastards.

  • Merge with Foffa!

  • I like the setup of the front brake pads.

  • Hi, I am the one who set up the facebook page which is being commented on here. As I explained to Mocker this morning, I appreciated his comment. However, the reason why the comment was removed was simply because of the language used.

  • He made a mockery!

  • Here we go again.

  • foffa mocha with added espresso

    don't do it, their riders will get excited

  • Hi, I am the one who set up the facebook page which is being commented on here. As I explained to Mocker this morning, I appreciated his comment. However, the reason why the comment was removed was simply because of the language used.

    Those bikes look rubbish.

    The fact that you can't even get them set up properly for the publicity shots (and the fact that you didn't seem to notice) is disgraceful.

    Do they come assembled and ready to ride?

  • foffa mocha with added espresso

    don't do it, their riders will get excited

    Do you want to be involved in my new project?

    trendy fixed gear and single speed bikes at affordable prices:

    "The Ciabatta" £299.99
    "The Focaccia" £298.99
    "The Panini" £297.99

    It's totally unique and a completely untapped market, it's an utterly original idea and nothing like this currently exists!

  • Hmm I was looking for something a bit more 'seeded sourdough' actually

  • I'm about to set up my business.
    There will be three models:

    1. SmugKunt - titanium audax
    2. VintageGrime - steel urban fixeh
    3. CrockOshit - carbon tarc
  • The Ciabatta LOLZ

  • Yeah, focaccia to you too!

  • So you are calling your bikes homosexual.

  • Ghey bikes with skinny tyres? Hello?

  • And it translates to "faggot" which ain't as nice sounding.

  • I know, but homosexual is politer than faggot.

  • I know you know.

  • so why was my comment removed? i didn't use any profanities... or maybe your bikes are just shite.

  • I know you know.

    I know, that you know that I know.

  • so why was my comment removed? i didn't use any profanities... or maybe your bikes are just shite.

    Maybe?

    Oh benefit of the doubt

  • mocker...dont cry about it

  • I liked the answer to the OPers FB comment; "That's how they're set up on the continent" ... I'm pretty sure they also use braking surfaces on the continent.

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