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    Jesus Fucking Christ.

    Here I am, 5.36am Sunday morning waiting for the fuckers upstairs to finish this weeks post-club "all back to mine" mong-a-thon.

    Every fucking week on Friday and Saturday, 10pm till 12pm party time, shouting, crashing around and general noise you can't hope to sleep through, then they leave to do their club (I think the main guy runs a club or at least runs a night) - then back they come between 3am and 4am around 15-20 of the bastards, woken up at 3:49am to the sound of music.

    This goes on 'till 7am - 9am.

    Fucking fuck, tomorrows fucked, I am knackered, fucking fuckers.

    Every fucking week, thoughtless pricks.

    I have tried talking to them, but the main guy simply refuses to speak to me, closes the door in my face.

    Fucking driving me mad.

    Just had to get that off my chest.

    : (

    [/////rant]

  • You haven't said whether you've in a rented or your own property, not that it makes much difference where your council is concerned.

    Go to your local council's website, search for noise abatement/ nuisance neighbours etc. Your council can impose 'gagging' orders and fines on them.

    Most importantly, keep an accurate log of what is going on, when and at what time and how it affected you. You'll probably be able to download a log from the council website.

    A band started using the garage at the back of my home for practice. They stopped within two weeks as a direct result of my local council's intervention.

  • ^ Yup, what Shoosh said, read this... In the meantime, put some anti-theft paste through their letterbox... Short-term fix...

  • call the rozzers too, they can deal with the drugs bit.

  • call the rozzers too, they can deal with the drugs bit.

    ^this
    or set fire to their flat

  • Humans are selfish bastards!

  • Apiarists website>purchase bee keeping kit>introduce smoke into their flat through many small holes that you have created whilst they are out clubbing>if questioned when the fire brigade and police arrive claim that your Queen started swarming at (say) 2am, and you were attempting to retrieve her.

  • Or, post "all back to mine!" page on Facebook, giving the guys address, and try to get 142,758 people back to party his flat into matchsticks, once and for all.

  • Watch every episode of The Sopranos ever made, then try "having a word" with him.

  • : (

    Jesus Fucking Christ.

    Here I am, 5.36am Sunday morning waiting for the fuckers upstairs to finish this weeks post-club "all back to mine" mong-a-thon.

    Every fucking week on Friday and Saturday, 10pm till 12pm party time, shouting, crashing around and general noise you can't hope to sleep through, then they leave to do their club (I think the main guy runs a club or at least runs a night) - then back they come between 3am and 4am around 15-20 of the bastards, woken up at 3:49am to the sound of music.

    This goes on 'till 7am - 9am.

    Fucking fuck, tomorrows fucked, I am knackered, fucking fuckers.

    Every fucking week, thoughtless pricks.

    I have tried talking to them, but the main guy simply refuses to speak to me, closes the door in my face.

    Fucking driving me mad.

    Just had to get that off my chest.

    : (

    [/////rant]

    sorry dood - better turn the music down…

  • I have very interesting neighbours. He travels a lot so when he's back they're at it like rabbits. Which wouldn't be so bad, but she fucks like a porn star.

  • ^What's the problem? Cock sore from all the wanking? :-)

  • Not yet.

  • Like a tattered pink flag of surrender?

  • Clubbers are all total cunts, don't expect them to be reasonable.

  • I like clubbers

  • Oh yeah when the couple upstairs are at it the geezer sounds like he's crying with pain.

  • what shoosh said. the council and police can stamp down on noise pollution. and if the guy refuses to talk to you, there's not even a tinge of guilt to be felt in gunning for maximum response from authorities

  • 3am to 4am? in London? they're obviously going to really shit clubs.

  • The po po wont do anything, they'll tell you to speak to your council who will then tell you to make a record of everytime they make noise/are threatening to you and your family or friends over the next 6 months. Once you've done that they might do something. But if you go up there and set the place on fire they'll come round straight away and charge you with in the week.

    I feel your pain mate, its time to move. Thats what I did.

  • Superglue into the lock on the door while they are out?

  • the whole way around the door also

  • Wait for him to go out, then brick the doorway up.

    Quick coat of plaster, paint the same colour as the hallway- no more flat.

    Gone.

    Let his music addled mind process that one when he gets back at 4am.

  • That's be epic.
    Are you the only neighbour being affected?
    I imagine that kind of thing could go a lot more smoothly if you had half the building involved.

  • hah. wait until 9am saturday/sunday. just when they close it down. then start some vicious diy. drills, hammering etc. (make a diy tape!)...

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