Bobridge - 4km - 4m10.534s - :O

The forum wont make it 18 months

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Jesus... dont send him over there!

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It was an 'unbeatable' record.
The margin was fucking huge.
The event is massive worldwide, whether or not it is an independent Olympic event.
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250.5 seconds beating 251.1 A FUCKING MASSIVELY HUGE HALF A SECOND OF THE MOST WINNINGEST AWESOMENESS !

IT'S MASSIVE, WORLDWIDE COVERAGE AND FILM RIGHTS SOLD TO DISNEY, THAT BLOKE WITH AN UGLY MOLE IS PLAYING A MAN IN A SUIT, MATT DAMON PLAYS THE LEAD ROLE WHO HAS TO DEAL WITH COMING OUT AND BUYING A PINK BIKE TO CELEBRATE WINNING AN UNBEATABLE RACE WITH HIMSELF COS NOBODY ELSE CAN BE BOTHERED TO ENTER.

IT'S AWESOME!

The margin is about 10 metres. That's pretty fucking massive on the track.

The margin is about 10 metres. That's pretty fucking massive on the track.

What about Hammer's record? even more but didn't see anyone whacking off about that.

my shonky maths makes him . 00.25% quicker that's not a significant margin compared to Hammer who took more than 2 seconds off over a shorter distance.

What about Hammer's record? even more but didn't see anyone whacking off about that.

If I tell you that I whacked off to Hammer's record, will it make you feel better?

And anyway, you're forgetting the superman position/non-superman position part of the equation.

It's fucking massive. Get over yourselves.

If I tell you that I whacked off to Hammer's record, will it make you feel better?

'have you seen her' or 'can't touch this' ?

Probably 'Pray' for a kneeling crying wank.

for variation try this
YouTube - Yes - Owner Of A Lonely Heart

Probably 'Pray' for a kneeling crying wank.

But I would simultaneously sing an adulterated lfgss/trackie version of the lyrics that originally accompanied the backing track.

"This is what it sounds like, when Dov cries."

Did I mention yet that the 'unbeatable' boredman record was beaten? By that Aussie guy.. in Aussie..

Fuck yeah. Unfuckingbelieveabubble and without a doubt in any Englishman's mind, the greatest ride in the history of the universe, bar none.

I hear that Spielberg is getting Matt Damon to play the lead in his movie about this monumental achievement.

World Record.

Some interesting discussion on Bobridgegate here.

Jaaaack Booooooobridge

YouTube - Matt Damon in Team America

My point was not that the TP isn't olympic but that the training for the IP probably isn't *that *different to the TP training they'll be doing - if they're so focused only on olympic events.

To me it sounds like a shit excuse for having fallen back behind the aussies since Beijing (in pursuiting - Australia won't have a male sprinter to touch the top 3 or 4 Brits if it came to it).

do you have any idea about track racing at all???

Who was second at last years world champs in the mens sprint? what nation was he from.....

do you have any idea about track racing at all???

Who was second at last years world champs in the mens sprint? what nation was he from.....

fair play - i was thinking Scott Sunderland was the best Australia had. Why wasn't Perkins in Manchester?

Perkins missus just had a baby. No idea if it's related to his attendance.

http://i53.twitgoo.com/hvru46.jpg

Pint of Fosters in the Bobridge Bar

Ha, the Bobridge Bar. I forgot* about that.

*no surprise there

Ratify the record UCI you pack of useless event-ruining mupfucks!

Ha, the Bobridge Bar. I forgot* about that.

They'll sell kangaroo burgers too, I reckon.

Can't wait. That Boardman* stuff has been up there far too long.

Had lunch with him the other day.

ok, so he was on the next table

*in the staff canteen