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• #2653
Is this the last game of the league?
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• #2656
Really? Just checked and div 2 still has JAH vs Heythrop. Unless those scores haven't been entered. If that's the case, what are the scores?
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• #2661
I was just thinking it would be fun to see the final game of the regular season (whoa! League!), and maybe we could convince people to let them play at Mitch. But it's not. So meh. ;)
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whatever, felix.
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The Team vs JAK
The last game of the regular season for Division 1 decided whether JAK would be mid or bottom table. I'd like to tell the story through the eyes of the best polo player in the world.
He checked himself in the mirror before he left the house. He almost definitely looked as if he could be heading to (or coming back from) the gym. If anything, he felt that the shellsuit jacket wasn't enough like NOS leisurewear. If only he could find that damn headband. Maybe if he had more time...
The problem was, he'd just spent 90 minutes of his life wrapping up a pair of forks that he'd sold on ebay. He couldn't find any bubblewrap so he'd had to make his own. He wasn't sure how to make bubblewrap but after 90 minutes he had something resembling it. Nobody would probably maybe never know. Before writing the address on the package, he had wondered if he should have mentioned that the forks had been in a full on smash up but figured it was probably ok. The guy lived in the north and they don't really know about London so he felt safe.
He had some garlic bread, he wasn't sure he'd ordered any but he had some.
He thought about driving to the match but his car (the biggest he'd been able to find in London at the time it was sold) was in the garage. It had something wrong with the something something in the car and instead of fixing it the garage had given it an MOT but he thought that was probably ok. Cars need MOTs even if they don't need MOTs. But it meant he had to ride.
As he rode along he flexed his biceps and thought about his dream last night. There were women around him telling him he was the best polo player in the world. Was it really a dream? He was never sure. On days like today he felt like polo could never be ready for him.
**Game 1
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1 (B) - 4 (A A K K)He skidded through his tyre so hard it burst. That's why he didn't get any goals.
**Game 2
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0 - 4 (J K K A)He scored one of the best goals anyone was ever likely to see if there had been anyone watching him while he scored it. He rode a freewheel bicycle in place of his fixed wheel and felt dirty. He celebrated his goal by smashing his balls into the saddle of the freewheel bicycle. He wondered if that's what Christian Slater would do if this was an 80s movie montage sequence.
**Game 3
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1 (J) - 5 (K A A J A)He celebrated victory by throwing his borrowed bicycle to the ground and embracing his team. He knew they knew he was The King. He saw it in their eyes. He wished he had that headband.
As he got the tube home, he wondered if next time he skidded to a stop he should try and be less strong in the leg. No he thought. Never.
I am Pigfarmer, hear me roar.
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Best match report.
Ever.
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"Look mum no trophy" - ha!
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