Advice from cabbie

Baldie

Would advise you to duck and cover

Addison Lee drivers are held in lower regard here than myself, lynx, ga2g, black cabs and nodders rolled into one.

Yeah i hate them too, make my life a misery. I work in the office :) soon to be going elsewhere hopefully

bladie, you need to print out the 'i become death' sticker, stick them on your Addison Lee vehicle, and claim you never seen it before if boss said something.

cabbie is pulled up next to us, leaning out of his window eating my perfectly ripe succulent pair, trying to avoid dripping juices down his front.

He hears me abusing mtb twat and starts laughing and then chokes on my pair. *

Highly erotic.

cabbie is pulled up next to us, leaning out of his window eating a perfectly ripe succulent pear, trying to avoid dripping juices down his front.

He hears me abusing mtb twat and starts laughing and then chokes on the pear.

This is too good for you Jim'll, repped.

bladie, you need to print out the 'i become death' sticker, stick them on your Addison Lee vehicle, and claim you never seen it before if boss said something.

I aint a driver, i work in IT ;)

Although i can still get a few of em stuck on lol

do it!

We do have some cycle messengers too, wonder if any are on here?

edit: sorry for going OT

Er? What actually happened here?

oh they just grab each other's penises and happily tug it.

Somewhere between half an hour and an hour, maybe a little more if people are still at the pub.

Pub adds 15 to a tug.

the wife, having being reading over my shoulder asks "who's knob you been tugging now?"

that would imply previous, of which i cannot recall

over and out

(slightly drunk)

baldie