Noob craptitude test

Brown cheese, great in pie, shit in crumble.

Needs a Svele under it^

Nup.... I prefer it on Finn crisps.

Im having MASSIVE goat cheese addiction at the moment.

I have an ice cream cake in the freezer. Made it with my 4 year old.

Hes excited, as it has 1/2 kg of crushed smarties in it.

I'm not convinced. Looks like tile grout.

Fuck this... im going for cake right fucking now!

Pics to follow

Nup.... I prefer it on Finn crisps.

Im having MASSIVE goat cheese addiction at the moment.

Finn crisps = healthy, has no measurable mass
Svele = 1 million calories, denser than lead.

You are too funny.

M&S flapjacks on the corner of my desk

*nom*nomnom

Flapjakes are not the level of brown cheese.

Now torta di dolcelatte, that where I'm heading.

Now everryone play nicely as I'm off for a bit to get another bike. It will be a triumph.

That, right there, is moist orange cake with white chocolate icing, shredded white chocolate, and topped with whipped cream. Silly cafe bint knocked the raspberry off when she was putting it in the bag though. Fuckwit.

Also make excellent brake blocks... Apparently...

I want a square foot of cheese! who responsible this?

Lynx can get you an aerospoke in cheese brown colour

DJ quote... Some time ago..

"weird notions such as civility, community etc

most people crave attention and acknowledgement, its nice to give them that, it costs nothing"

Just saying..

No shit... how about my fucking cake???

White chocolate = Fail.

What cake was it? I can only see icing and cream

Looks a bit OTT IMO, Balki...

White chocolate = Fail.

^this

fuck

Orange cake..

Fuck

fuck

What

Fuck the haters Balki - that cake looks good, fucked raspberry or no fucked raspberry.

Better than crumble would be my guess....

Is it? Better than say, a crumble or perhaps a cobbler?