Silence James (the cat)

I suppose the ultimate answer might come with the largest risk- get a second cat so they can play together and then James will not be so needy.

Right Niall- does this meet with your approval?

If you study the following image you will note that he is not a pigeon:

Clean your cat's paws before allowing him on your bed. He's made a right mess of that duvet.

If you study the following image you will note that he is not a pigeon:

whut?

Buy a dog...keep it on top of the wardrobe...problem solved.

Can't believe this has been ignored.
It's ace! Can't stop giggling!

Lets see if the new cat ladder I have attached to the shelves works.

dont know if this is a myth, but I've heard that yellow cats can sometimes be a little crazy. oh, and they're always male.

New meme that is, Shelf Cat.

he's obviously missing the heady heights of internet stardom...soundproof a box an give him a keyboard and a webcam to keep him occupied...

YouTube- Charlie Schmidt's "Keyboard Cat"!

Try to shake your keys, they hate that noise or spray water when he does something stupid. Glad you're not giving up!

Thank you again for your input C:V, without your intervention James would be a pair of gloves and a muff.

You have to put yourself in James' shoes.

If you study the following image you will note that he is not a pigeon:

Looks tasty, is he free range and organically fed?

RIP - Chop stick Jim

I feel like the RSPCA :-)

There is nothing wrong with eating cats.

You have to put yourself in James' shoes.

Why can James not put himself in my shoes?

I am the one who foots the vets bill after all, I feel that he needs to make more of the running here.

I think James needs cycle training.

There is nothing wrong with eating cats.

Allegedly feral/wild cats are a delicacy in the mountain ranges of calabria.

Why can James not put himself in my shoes?

I am the one who foots the vets bill after all, I feel that he needs to make more of the running here.

Maybe he pus himself in your shoes when your not looking.

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