Wanted: Top tube pad (ha)

Fuck you both, I did some very, very wet days. Did you? Nah...

You looked outside, saw the rain, pissed your pants and stayed at home in wet undies?

Nope.

Maximus I'll sell you my black yancopad if you like, I bought it to protect and cover the dent in my top tube, but couldn't use it for more than a few days as it made me and my bike look like a massive cunt.
I've now opted for innertube and sparky tape DIYness which means I look less of a massive cunt.

Yours for £15

How long is it, Clefto?

theres a pun there..... but i'm not going to say it.
i am being good today.

cheapest option would be to wear a nappy, padded + would mean more jobs seen as you didnt have to stop to piss

*wouldnt shit in it tho

Max does a wet day...

Wakes up an hour after the alarm went off. Realises he will already be late for work. Spots one puddle in the street, decides it's a wet day and goes back to bed.

Max does a wet day...

Wakes up an hour after the alarm went off. Realises he will already be late for work. Spots the Thames, decides it's a wet day and goes back to bed.

Fixied.

How long is it, Clefto?

18"

looks like this

Sweet. Bring it to South's on Monday?

the yancopads are very nicely made, i have a baige one i'm not currently using but it is definetly the best pad i have seen.

how about Tena panty liner pads-

Maybe if you stick half a coconut on the top tube you'll have a resting place for the goolies, and it'd be a green idea too. Not sure what peeps would think of the hairy monster you were resting your goolies in though, might be a little embarassing.........

Why the fuck are you sitting on your top tube anyway?

^ See Post #3 - this question has been asked (sort of)

I'm betting he'll be after some skinny jeans next!

At lights, when I stop to talk to someone, blah blah b lah...

Maybe I should bring back the 2007 hipster look

We fakengers cannot understand how cool it is to sit on the toptube.

It is the new fixie skidder trend, forecast for 2011 by our own coolhunter, Max.

Sweet. Bring it to South's on Monday?

Roger wilco.

can you not trackstand?

and why are you stopping at lights?

he said he'd like some flagellation with it first to see if it suits him

Bang! Ed gets to the root of the problem....

when he does track stands his head goes through the clouds

can you not trackstand?

and why are you stopping at lights?

I hate trackstanding when my legs are tired. Sometimes it's best to just not bother.

can you not trackstand?

and why are you stopping at lights?

Trackstanding for 40min waiting for your next job would get very tiresome I imagine

Try 130mins. Thats the longest I've been on standby in one go.