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  • What the fucking fuck is going on with our fucking media.

    The headline on tonight's News at Ten (and today on all the major news feeds) is about Tiger Woods apologising about screwing around ?

    What the fuck has that got to do with anyone here in the UK, I would rather be hearing about proper news, this is fucking Hello™ magazine level gossip/journalism.

    Fucking incredible, how the fuck did we get here ?

    [/rant].

  • Tell me about it. Cheryl Cole's missing wedding ring made front page of the Metro yesterday. :/

  • Oh yeah, item number two, the world is fucked and at war.

  • Earth is fucked. We knew this already.

    When the shit really hits the fan I'm taking out as many of you fuckers as I can..

  • Sky News had their helicopter out, filming Alexander McQueen's house when he died. Haha!

  • Stacey Slater did it you know.

  • Earth is fucked. We knew this already.

    When the shit really hits the fan I'm taking out as many of you fuckers as I can..

    I am doing the whole 'live in the woods' and eat worms thing.

  • I took some small (evil) pleasure in the fact two would be burglars turned up round Cheryl and Ashley's gaff within hours of the Metro article to try and nick the rings she'd left at home

  • There is no news on the TV any more. Even Newsnight is beyond shit.

  • Sky News had their helicopter out, filming Alexander McQueen's house when he died. Haha!

    Next news item . . . lack of helicopters was blamed for the death of 3 soldiers today in Afghanistan . . .

  • Why is this in General? Fucking incredible! What has this got to do with anyone who cycles? How the fuckety fuck did it come to this?

  • Why is this in General? Fucking incredible! What has this got to do with anyone who cycles? How the fuckety fuck did it come to this?

    Fucking grass.

  • I think we need a marxist viewpoint on all this to make it relevant

  • I am doing the whole 'live in the woods' and eat worms thing.

    See, even you are talking about Woods. You're fucking obsessed with him aren't you?
    I bet you engineered this whole sleeping around thing just so his wife would leave him and he was all alone. I bet you're flying to the US soon to 'comfort' him. You make me sick.

  • Fucking grass.

    Why don't you do one of your 'hilarious' photoshops and then you'll feel better

  • See, even you are talking about Woods. You're fucking obsessed with him aren't you?
    I bet you engineered this whole sleeping around thing just so his wife would leave him and he was all alone. I bet you're flying to the US soon to 'comfort' him. You make me sick.

    If your balls don't touch it's technically not (so called) 'rape'.

  • Why don;t you do one of your 'hilarious' photoshops and then you'll feel better

    Don't push me . . . . you know I would.

  • give control to a few individuals the majority of popular media, their own interests will inevitably become the 'news'.

  • Go on Tynan do it; Tiger Woods with a golf ball for a head fucking Jeremy Paxman at Diana's funeral.

  • give control to a few individuals the majority of popular media, their own interests will inevitably become the 'news'.

    Yes, I'll always regret giving those fuckers the control.

  • mf, we've got more variety now than we ever had so i don't think you can say that, it's probably more to do with the 24 hours news needing something to fill their airtime.

  • Looks like the Falklands is kickin' off again, we'd better drag maggie out so we can have another proper war with ships and shit

  • Looks like the Falklands is kickin' off again, we'd better drag maggie out so we can have another proper war with ships and shit

    A war we can actually win, you mean? How quaint.

  • wasnt Tynan mentioning mainstream media, the biggest part of the channels that churn out different versions of the same stories.
    has the advent of Reuters and other news agencies meant the narrowing of popular media?

  • I am doing the whole 'live in the woods' and eat worms thing.

    I do that now. Woodlice taste like prawns.

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