Something for DJ...

seeing as he loves White Van Man ;p

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1251177/Euromillions-Nigel-Page-Justine-Laycock-claim-56million-lottery-jackpot.html?ITO=1708&referrer=yahoo

£1

Yes, I believe that is the price of a ticket.

not euro, that is what he won on

so

£1.50

He'll be getting dumped soon and traded in for a toy-boy
He wants to make sure he filters off a bit of cash before the inevitable

not euro, that is what he won on

so

£1.50

Euromillions is now £2.00. Has been for about 2 months.

Euromillions is now £2.00. Has been for about 2 months.

You can see how often Murtle and TSC play then ;p

I can't say I've ever paid idiot tax.

I can't say I've ever paid idiot tax.

lol nor have I but I keep on spending the winnings in my mind....... ;p

It was on my way in today I remembered that I fucking hate Toyota prius drivers. Smug cunts who never use their indicators or mirror and tend to be the one car in a row that is out of alignment with all the others.

Wvm don't bother me as a whole.

He's going to start a company up and only use WVM and Prius 's in and around Kew Gardens ;p

seeing as he loves White Van Man ;p

Shhhh, it's supposed to be a secret.

As for lottery, I bought 10 lucky dips and got just one number out of the whole lot :(

I love the picture caption in the article where it saids "tarantula and pony (below)" and then random pictures of said beasts.

If I won the lottery I definitely wouldn't go in for all the publicity.

A few comedy comments...

Well done that man and his family... Shouldn't have gone public, other than that enjoy your win... It is wonderful being rich!

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I love the picture caption in the article where it saids "tarantula and pony (below)" and then random pictures of said beasts.

If I won the lottery I'd turn up at Beers with a midget pushing my solid gold diamond encrusted hipster fixie

;p