For Sale: OT Paslode Impulse Nail Gun

snitches get stitches

Holy shit I need one of these in my life.

ha best thing that has ever been posted in the for sale threads!

I can also get my hands on a fully working AK47 if needed. Pickup would have to be Eastern Europe though ;p Its legit and its mine ;p ;p

hes only selling it cos he had me in his sights the other week and missed

Haha!

hes only selling it cos he had me in his sights the other week and missed

Bollocks, when I started to wave my "weapon" at you, you started to laugh and crashed ;p

Compressed air FTW!

Thank you Teenslain. I've just remembered what i'm doing tonight.

To clarify, that's watching No Country for Old Men, not going about with a weird bowl-cut killing people with a bolt gun.

Edit: fuck that i'm going to go to impromptu drinks from the Norths thread instead.

Thank you Teenslain. I've just remembered what i'm doing tonight.

To clarify, that's injecting compressed air into my anal passage for a prolonged sexual thrill, not going about with a weird bowl-cut killing people with a bolt gun.

;p

;p

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/He_Died_with_a_Felafel_in_His_Hand

Sonfoabitch you beat me by like seven minutes.

YOU OWE ME EIGHT HUNNER ON THAT YO.

Haha!

i've got one of those too. If you hold back the safety and fire the nail spins end over end - same as a bulet from an ak-47 i'm told - rather than like an arrow. This takes alot of the percieved fun out of it. Just thought any potential buyers should be aware of this before attemting to 'pop a cap' in a hipsters ass.

B.

I can confirm that these are a lot of fun and very good for nailing things (including thumbs) to pieces of wood.

the nail spins end over end - same as a bulet from an ak-47 i'm told -
not quite, once it hits a soft target it does this to the internals

This takes alot of the percieved fun out of it..
..au contraire