Ignorant quotes

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That is pure quality.

I have heard that the sun hires the best journalists and pays the most because it needs them to come up with comedy gold like that.

True, beats "Gazza hazza new lazza"*.

Took me ages to work out what a lazza was.

(*Paul Gasoignes has aquired a new female partner)

My favourite was when Arsenal offered Dennis Bergkamp a new contract;

"Wenger Wonga Makes Bergy Linger Longer".

I loved the Sun around the time of the Jade Goody racism / big brother stuff.

The front page of the Sun was filled with hateful stories about her calling the other woman a poppadom and about 5 pages in, there was a story about a Chinese snooker player who was doing well at the world championship. Headline was "Pot Noodle".

BBC news headline yesterday:
'Evans can't wait to fill Wogan's slot'
Some headline writer must have been stifling a titter or three.

I always loved the Sun headline when Invernese Caledonian Thistle thumped Celtic knocknig them out the Scottish cup

The Sun led with
"Super-Cali Go Ballistic Celtic Are Atrocious"

you can't touch that!
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A lot of you will be too young to remember Marti Caine, a scrawny warbling jack-of-all-trades-master-of-none northern entertainer off of the eighties.
Any road, she carked it.
A Telegraph and Argus puzzle and crossword compiler got sacked for this little pearler:

'Anagram of a recently deceased and much loved female singer and comedienne:

'Im in a crate'

There was also a headline in the 70s where a sex offender escaped from the nut house and ran into the local office building where a cleaner was washing the floor. he then bundles the cleaner into the cuboard and starts to rape her, at this point she alarms her fellow cleaners who run to aid her. the Nut job does a runner and isn't found. the Sun lead with

"Nut Screws Washer and Bolts"

Fking great!

Track End Protectors

Is it possible to get these?

Gets my vote. Stupendous.

and

There you go, greasy!

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00794/SNN0223P1_180_794688a.jpg

Gold.

My old man was a paper man and as a kid i used to laugh my head off at the sport. their headlines are before their time!

yes yes yes,
I always wish that I owned an Asian grocers and could paint a sign saying
"More mooli for your moolah"
carry on guys awesome stuff.

Not ignorant but in the above tradition there's a Halal butcher in Islington called:

"Halal, is it Meat you're looking for?"

"i feel the same way about disco as i do about herpes"

I don't do irony.

It's a suggestion that the groups you are in or the people you know sound like they would enjoy a good night at the local BNP pub complaining about the bloody immigrants stealing their jobs.

i expect some of the people would, it is the curse of having people you went to school with and barely know add you.

does anyone want to join my 'dont join facebook' group on facebook?

My old man was a paper man and as a kid i used to laugh my head off at the sport. their headlines are before their time!

thats classic. intellectual challenges good too.

I always loved the Sun headline when Invernese Caledonian Thistle thumped Celtic knocknig them out the Scottish cup

The Sun led with
"Super-Cali Go Ballistic Celtic Are Atrocious"

you can't touch that!

This is genius.
But alias, wasted on the average sun reader, whom will have read the headline too slow to realise the association.