The Twelve days of Christmas

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  • On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me;
    A puncture on the A3

  • on the second day of christmas my true love sent to me
    a pair of lobster gloves

  • On the third day of Christmas,
    my true love sent to me
    Three French Merci-hens? (probably a better one!)

  • On the fourth day of Christmas,
    my ture love sent to me;
    A new courier bag

  • On the 5th day of Christmas,
    my true love sent to me;
    FIVE GOLD RINGS (and the Rapha softshell in red)

  • On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me Five Golden lockrings.

  • Bollocks.

  • Fuck you Brave.

  • Christmas is a made up holiday.

  • On the fourth day of Christmas,
    my ture love sent to me;
    A new courier bag

    It would have to be 4 courier bags.

    4 popped collars cool.

  • Those hubs will clean up fine, you need to get the holes drilled though

  • On the sixth day of Tynanmas,
    my true love sent to me,
    six fixie-skidders wearing bobble hats with 'Spoks and HED3s on the front rolling down Broadway Market...

  • Sorry Object.. A) for getting the 5 days in.. And b) the softshell.

  • Oh, pissflaps... Too slow... And not very funny...

  • gonna be a short thread..

  • gonna be a short thread..

    You haven't been around here very long, have you? ;]

  • :-)

  • on the elventeenth day of christmas my Balki gave to me
    OOOOoonnnne SOOOOAR RING

  • On the sixth day of Christmas,
    My true love sent to me
    Seven 'Spoks A-spinning,
    Six policemen chasing,
    Five gold rings,
    Four courier bags,
    Three Mercians,
    Two lobster gloves,
    And a puncture on the A3.

  • On the 8th day of christmas
    My true love sent to me
    Eight fixed's a-skiding
    Seven 'Spoks A-spinning,
    Six policemen chasing,
    Five gold rings,
    Four courier bags,
    Three Mercians,
    Two lobster gloves,
    And a puncture on the A3.

  • You haven't been around here very long, have you? ;]

    Hmm. It has slowed down some

  • Yeah, lets put some spin back in.......

    On the 10th day of christmas
    My true love sent to me
    Ten-in-ches of ro-ode-ad-rash
    Nine Jameses dancing,
    Eight fixed's a-skiding,
    Seven 'Spoks A-spinning,
    Six policemen chasing,
    Five gold rings,
    Four courier bags,
    Three Mercians,
    Two lobster gloves,
    And a puncture on the A3.

  • On the 11th day of christmas
    My true love sent to me
    Eleven Nodders nodding
    Ten-in-ches of ro-ode-ad-rash
    Nine Jameses dancing,
    Eight fixed's a-skiding,
    Seven 'Spoks A-spinning,
    Six policemen chasing,
    Five gold rings,
    Four courier bags,
    Three Mercians,
    Two lobster gloves,
    And a puncture on the A3.

  • On the 11th day of christmas
    My true love sent to me
    Eleven Nodders nodding
    Ten-in-ches of ro-ode-ad-rash
    Nine Jameses prancing,
    Eight fixed's a-skiding,
    Seven 'Spoks A-spinning,
    Six policemen chasing,
    Five gold rings,
    Four courier bags,
    Three Mercians,
    Two lobster gloves,
    And a puncture on the A3.

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The Twelve days of Christmas

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