Vomit, cigarette butts and broken glass.

Originally Posted by DFP
Dont forget toilets, the British have the worst toilet etiquette in the world.

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  That's because England is one.
  

What does this even mean?

Pub toilets should not be carpeted - ever.

What does this even mean?

just to add - Chewing gum, Lucozade bottles, PFC boxes, KA cola cans, McDonalds wrappers, dog shit from staffordshire bull-terriers owned by the homies, callings cards, tesco bags, ripped up Metro/london lite/london newspapers.

"Yes Carol, one from the 'pigeon' and 5 from the 'smaller shit pile, please."

we are a dirty country.

What does this even mean?

Try to aim and wash your hand afterwards! :-)

Most of the vomit, fag butts and broken glass (definitely the last two) round my way are deposited by Polish folk.

Where I live there's only slips from the betting shops, tins from "White Lightning" and boxes full of chicken carcasses.

Dont forget toilets, the British have the worst toilet etiquette in the world.

What does this even mean?

maybe that's the problem, we don't even know the correct way in which to shit now. This country is going down the pan...

Pub toilets should not be carpeted - ever.

There should be no Ladies toilets. Ever! They're nightmare to clean.
I'm glad I don't need to work in a restaurant in Central London ever again.

Worst post on the whole forum.

I've just finished my big shop at ASDA and picked up a KFC. X Factor then 'The Susan Boyle Story'.

Gonna skim through Heat before eating though. I want to see what Katie Price has been up to.

What's upset Hauska today?

Toilet etiquette

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Originally Posted by DFP
Dont forget toilets, the British have the worst toilet etiquette in the world.

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  That's because England is one.
  
  

There is a fucking bloke in our office who is referred to as the nester. He builds a nest out of bog roll before he lays his eggs and leaves it there.

If I find ou who this is, I will bleed him in the copy room. Nice and quiet.

There is a fucking bloke in our office who is referred to as the nester. He builds a nest out of bog roll before he lays his eggs and leaves it there.

If I find ou who this is, I will bleed him in the copy room. Nice and quiet.

Make it your mission Balki.Time to turn detective!.Pictures?

There is a fucking bloke in our office who is referred to as the nester. He builds a nest out of bog roll before he lays his eggs and leaves it there.

The worst combination is the nester followed by the sprinkler which results in a pile of soggy tissue stuck to the toilet seat. Classy!

There is a fucking bloke in our office who is referred to as the nester. He builds a nest out of bog roll before he lays his eggs and leaves it there.

If I find ou who this is, I will bleed him in the copy room. Nice and quiet.

There is one of them in every office. They block the loo and leave it there for you to inspect. Now I'm as proud of my shits as the next man but I realise that shits are like children, people are only interested in their own, so I flush mine down hte pan.

Yeah, I flushed my kids down the loo too.

There is one of them in every office. They block the loo and leave it there for you to inspect. Now I'm as proud of my shits as the next man but I realise that shits are like children, people are only interested in their own, so I flush mine down hte pan.

Yep there's one in every workplace. If it's not leaving little presents in the bog, it's them leaving their curlies (sp?) on the toilet seat...Erghh

What does this even mean?

Have you ever been to a public toilet or portaloo?

Its cannot think of any country where people will poo & wee in so many places other than inside the actual loo.

On the seat/lid, on the floor, in the sink etc..

Its used to be fairly common to see a poo in a phone box too, I havent been in one for a long time so do not know if this is still the case.

And british burgalars, whats with that the tradition of doing a shit in your house?

Also, Bidet's and flush handles which you do not need to touch with your hands are well uncommon here.

What's upset Hauska today?

i feel this to a lesser or greater degree everyday - but today just really pissed me off.

Cycling to work yesterday, i literally jumped off my bike at Old St roundabout because i started riding on, no shit, a 'runway' of smashed glass that was about 4 metres in length. If anyone saw my post from the other day, i've changed tyres/inners tubes 11 times since begining of november because of this fucking shit! Anyway, i jumped off my bike and screamed, in front of a driver who was laughing, in the process i bent my bars.

I got to work and found outside by the bike shed some vomit from where some fucking 'lad/ladette' has 'wahey, had a bit too much bacardi breezer'. Also, near by was a handbag which one can only assume has been discarded by a mugger?!?!

On my way home, similar story to the way in - but less jumpy, just fucking dogems with the usual saturday night bottle/glass, pizza bits, chicken bone/burger box debris on the road.

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i dont know about you - but i feel constantly alienated by this country:

• i fuck'n hate susan boyle
  
• i dont read The Sun
  
• I shudder everytime someone says 'the great british public'
  
• i dont care for Gemma Atkinson's 'tats'
  
• i dont drink beer
  
• "he's a bit of a cheeky, british jack-the-lad" - in my book, cunt!
  
• No to Skins/Misfits or any of these stupid stereotypical edgy 'teen-life' programmes
  
• Tinchey who?
  
• "How about, you prick, moving out of my way when you see me exiting the tube with big bags"....."and dont fucking 'tut', TFL was not designed just for you"
  
• Alan Carr, Jimmy Carr, Andy Parsons, Russel Watson, Frankie Boyle, Michael McIntyre - thanks, your jokes are so fucking 'the idiots guide to jokes'.
  
• i'm not a cunt because i dont understand every fucking detail of a car engine
  
• i'm apparently gay because i sit crossed legged
  
• i'm disgusted at every turn, in every street i'm ever in as there is:
  someone being stupid and being LOUD with it,
  the aforementioned litter,
  a dodgy guy fresh from some illegal transaction,
  a shit road surface,
  a law that prevents humanity expressing itself in some form,
  an advert for Heat magazine,
  someone spitting,
  someone smoking,
  someone swearing,
  a cackle,
  possibly a fight
  and someone telling me, "its a free country mate, all of this stuff is ok, get over it"
  
  

Not good enough!

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I dont' like to be told that 'the nation voted for it's favourite supermarket' - because i fucking didn't and i wouldn't have chosen Asda!

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I'm adult enough to understand and handle the word 'Basterd' - apparently in our forward thinking, 2010 frame of mind (that the human race says it has), 'Bastard' - a word which has a grammatically innocent origin has 'offended' some people......so, even spelling it differently is too much......Quentin Tarantino's 'Inglorius' !!!

this offends the same people though, who dont mind Lady Gaga singing about riding on someones 'pogo-stick' and then buying that single for their 10 year old daughter/niece or sister....the same 10 year old girl who wears t-shirts they can buy from topshop that says 'eat my cherry'......sure, i'll bend that little 10 year old over if thats what this planet wants........

.......oh fuck, another peadophile - everywhere, didn't The Daily Mirror invent the peado?......i'm pretty sure they've only been documented since 1999.

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"I need 'X' "
"just get it from Tesco mate"
"but it's 'X' "
"yeah Tesco do everything"
"but people shouldn't buy 'x' from Tesco....surely; they dont understand 'X', what about all the people who have laboured over 'X' and will understand if 'x' is right for me and can advise me correctly about 'x'?" "it's about quailty....."
"are you gay mate? just fucking buy it.....and while you're at it, buy a Basics chicken for me"

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I have no interest in the fucking score, thanks.

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When i go on holiday, i look for somewhere with culture, character and history - not just a beach.

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'Even your grey hair mum' - woman can be, apparently sold as a brand nowadays.

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"just popping out for a fag mate....."
"i'm sorry i'm late, i was out last night"
"i downloaded that new Lily Allen track"

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Like vultures, the 'great british public' love and i mean LOVE, to start at a car crash.....wishing, just wishing ever so hard that they see some blood, maybe a resuscitation, and if they're really lucky a dead body.

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in fact - my problem isn't with the UK - it's everyone!!

All good stuff hauska, but you shouldnt take it out on Susan Boyle! Shes a nice old lady that can sing half decently, she reminds a me a lot of my mum actually. Blame cowell & all them cunts for creating that terrible album/songs and selling the whole story/persona so hard.

It's 'paedo'

Have you ever been to a public toilet or portaloo?

Its cannot think of any country where people will poo & wee in so many places other than inside the actual loo.

On the seat/lid, on the floor, in the sink etc..

Its used to be fairly common to see a poo in a phone box too, I havent been in one for a long time so do not know if this is still the case.

And british burgalars, whats with that the tradition of doing a shit in your house?

Also, Bidet's and flush handles which you do not need to touch with your hands are well uncommon here.

I find this hilarious.

Have you ever been to France? Greece? Somalia, Pakistan?

In some cultures it's a thing to do a shit in public as a sign of disrespect, none of those cultures are British. Granted there are some dirty fuckers around, but it's no worse than anywhere else.

• i'm apparently gay because i sit crossed legged
  
  

Hah! But you like X Factor right?

Hah! But you like X Factor right?

no.......i just worked on it.

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All true but it is also true of any other big city I've ever been to around the world, it's just that when you're a visitor it's easier to avoid.

Also London!=England

Granted there are some dirty fuckers around, but it's no worse than anywhere else.

Exactly, people ever where are asshats, it's just that living in a crowded corner of a crowded county makes you have to deal with more of them in a faceless way.