I'm being slated for being a n00b

They also have four moderators for every normal member, so any invasion will get shot down in seconds.

Safety feature, eh?

Lol - was only joking, i am a member of equally obscure Mercedes W126 forums, so can feel your pain

why don't you get your pal Rupert to sponsor it? Then a true Brit like Dammit can lead it to victory next year :)

You would love my dad - he hates murdoch but loves cricket, so he watches the ashes on teletext as he refuses to have anything murdoch related in the house

Just to lose everyone- the world of Volvo performance tuning is a strange one, the UK specific sites are rife with politics and cliques.

The US ones are better, mainly because of the breadth of character of the enthusiasts, and their more inclusive nature.

In other news I made some bread today and it was very pleasant.

You would love my dad - he hates murdoch but loves cricket, so he watches the ashes on teletext as he refuses to have anything murdoch related in the house

I think I'm in love. Hopefully that thought has not caused you to Puke On Sky.

In other news I made some bread today and it was very pleasant.

Bread maker, oven or money?

Just to lose everyone- the world of Volvo performance tuning is a strange one, the UK specific sites are rife with politics and cliques.

The US ones are better, mainly because of the breadth of character of the enthusiasts, and their more inclusive nature.

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I use to manufacture parts for Volvo and my dad is a toolmaker that designs...well the tools that produces Volvo parts. If u got questions about the stuff I might be able to help ( or my dad) not guaranteed but still... I can say fore sure that the quality control for the parts are on a ridiculous level. Pedantic would be a mild way of putting it. Fucking boring work I might add.

I try not to have any other interests apart from bikes for this very reason, Neil. The thought of venturing onto another forum and starting a thread for the first time is terrifying. Is yosser taking the piss? Or not? You may never know. The effort of finding out could kill you. For all you know he may be the kind of guy that stirs up trouble - a real bad man. Stranger Danger! Here, I may be amongst cunts, but at least they are my cunts.

You would love my dad - he hates murdoch but loves cricket, so he watches the ashes on teletext as he refuses to have anything murdoch related in the house

I challenge him to a Times crossword contest. (Another reason to go to this mythical East Anglian pub).

I use to manufacture parts for Volvo and my dad is a toolmaker that designs...well the tools that produces Volvo parts. If u got questions about the stuff I might be able to help ( or my dad) not guaranteed but still... I can say fore sure that the quality control for the parts are on a ridiculous level. Pedantic would be a mild way of putting it. Fucking boring work I might add.

And this is why LFGSS is the only forum you'll ever need

not that I am at all interested in cars but I wanna check this volvo forum out now.

it is the only forum I need for sure. Dont need more information, stupidity and hilarity in my life than what this forum gives. Thank u all for that!!!!

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i do hope you have at least 2 forms of braking

i am drinking btw

You drive a Volvo?

Fucking Loser...... ;p

On a Volvo forum, it's a little frustrating.

I've asked what to me is a fairly good question that exhaustive searching has not revealed as having been asked before.

I'm now getting replies along the lines of "I like Armadillo's", along with a picture of an Armadillo just in case I don't know what they are.

Perhaps you asked on a Saturday?

LOL, pwned by a volvo skidder

Ha ha, very good Dammit, repped on a Volvo forum no less! I too own a Volvo, good for slinging in the kids and all their clobber, but I've never really thought of it as a performance vehicle, more like a mobile comfy sofa.

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I try not to have any other interests apart from bikes for this very reason, Neil. The thought of venturing onto another forum and starting a thread for the first time is terrifying. Is yosser taking the piss? Or not? You may never know. The effort of finding out could kill you. For all you know he may be the kind of guy that stirs up trouble - a real bad man. Stranger Danger! Here, I may be amongst cunts, but at least they are my cunts.

Volvo forum scenario:

Dammit: Excuse for asking, but I have a question.
VolvoBlunderbuss: Fack off nerd!
VolvoPrincess: Yar, please do feck orft my good fellow.
Dammit: Why so hostile, I haven't even asked my question yet?
VolvoAdministrator: I have a doodad that can hurt noobs, but I haven't used it yet.
VolvoBlunderbuss: Okay loser, what's your question? It had better be intelligent! Or sohelpmegod!!
Dammit: Well, its a technical question, so I was taking time to phrase it properly.
VolvoAdministrator: You're taking too long to ask your question, therefore I will.......
Dammit: Wait!!! Ok, my question is....What's better, a Volvo or a Ferrari?

And this is why LFGSS is the only forum you'll ever need

This sounds like it should be the basis for a scientific experiment.