Conspiracy Theories

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  • Mrs EB had someone in her shop the other day, I actually witnessed one of the many daily confrontations she has this time.

    "Madame, do you have a mask? You have to wear a mask..."

    "Oh I'm exempt Darling" she said. Pause. "But if I wasn't I still wouldn't wear a mask"

    Mrs EB replies "Well I'm sorry, but we all have to follow rules sometimes"

    "Well that's what they said about the concentration camps isn't it Darling, I've done my research..."

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  • That signpost is actually flat.

  • This really is baffling. Was chatting about this with Mrs Hedge yesterday, because she used to work in retail fuel (on the terminal/storage side of things) and knows a few things about it.

    • There was no significant fuel surplus last year. The fuel companies simply stopped refining and managed lower stocks.

    • The figure about fuel only lasting 6 months in storage that these nutters are quoting is actually from a document about how long fuel lasts in non hermetically sealed jerrycans. Industrial fuel storage is pretty much indefinite if it needs to be.

    • Panic buying fuel does not increase consumption of fuel.

    • We also saw somebody on twitter claiming it was all for making more money at the pumps. The problem with this argument is that Oil& Gas companies don't make money selling petrol and diesel. At best they might make 2p on a litre. In fact, if you pay by card, they are usually making a loss. The vast majority of profits for consumer fuel are from people buying snacks in the shop.

    I.e none of this makes sense.

  • used to work in retail fuel

    This just proves she is in on it/has a vested interest. Therefore, any actual knowledge/information can immediately be discounted.

    You can't win.

  • Industrial fuel storage is pretty much indefinite if it needs to be.

    This is really interesting.

  • Apparently it's expensive though (uses gases and stabilisers), which is why the default position is to only produce and store enough with a little wiggle room.

  • Sorry if it's already been done - seen a tinfoil hat enthusiast on fb using a picture of some random quotes about population control etched in a big olde stone pillar as stonewall (geddit) proof that everything from COVID to petrol shortages are all part of a wider international government conspiracy, anyone seen this weirdness? If it's supposed to be up the side of stonehenge i might pass out.

  • If it's supposed to be up the side of stonehedge i might pass out.

    I beg your pardon?

  • Illuminati confirmed

  • Had a look, it's the Georgia Guidestones - they were commissioned in 1979 by a group of (presumably wealthy) American Christians with some sage advice for humanity:

    From wiki:
    "A message consisting of a set of ten guidelines or principles is engraved on the Georgia Guidestones[8] in eight different languages, one language on each face of the four large upright stones. Moving clockwise around the structure from due north, these languages are: English, Spanish, Swahili, Hindi, Hebrew, Arabic, Traditional Chinese, and Russian.

    Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 in perpetual balance with nature.
    Guide reproduction wisely—improving fitness and diversity.
    Unite humanity with a living new language.
    Rule passion—faith—tradition—and all things with tempered reason.
    Protect people and nations with fair laws and just courts.
    Let all nations rule internally resolving external disputes in a world court.
    Avoid petty laws and useless officials.
    Balance personal rights with social duties.
    Prize truth—beauty—love—seeking harmony with the infinite.
    Be not a cancer on the Earth—Leave room for nature—Leave room for nature."

    Seems legit, I'd go for that

  • I missed the petrol shortages bit?

  • Don't try to bring reason into this - it's clearly the foreigners trying to straighten our great British bananas & sell us out of date petrol

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  • Can we trigger their megavolcanoes first?

  • Trigger warnings?

  • Look out!

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Conspiracy Theories

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