West London Cycle Perv at large...

DJ?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8386167.stm

(apols if a repost)

With weather like today i doubt there would be a lot to look at!

" The cyclist has been described as white and about 30 years old."

If it was DJ surely the extensive scarring from his saddle sore removal would stick in the minds of the (unfortunate) witnesses?

The naked cyclist is hippy and I claim my midget blowjob.

I have a feeling that you might be underwhelmed.

Cyclists' mini-willy syndrome?

I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.

" The cyclist has been described as white and about 30 years old."

phew! not me then.

sorry if i missed something.

he he

because you're younger than 30?

furthermore, if it was dj, wouldn't he have called them a cunt and kicked their wing mirrors off?

is that some horrific euphemism, akin to 'kicking the back doors in' ?

it is now.

Man this thread has so much potential.

No defense from DJ. He's always fencing (what does that mean?). For all we know he's hiding under Kew Bridge wearing only his Rapha silk scarf and a thin layer of chamois cream, ready to pounce.

my other activities have been rumbled

defence.

Man this thread has so much potential.

No defense from Ved, He lives in the area and is closer to 30 than DJ.

I agree

This clearly wasn't James. There's no mention in the report of the cyclist attempting to start an argument with users of other modes of transport.

Don't try and palm this off on me dancing queen!

You are a resident of Kew and precisely in the specified age bracket. Not to mention you live a stones throw away from the scene of the incidents.

Having said that Barnes is a bit of an anomaly. That throws my case right out though, but maybe you'd want to do that to throw people off the scent....

I am watching you...

It cannot be DJ as Rapha don't do naked.

The Emperors New Rapha collection?

The naked cyclist is hippy and I claim my midget blowjob.

Why do you want to give a midget a blowjob?

What does DJ wear when he does not wear Rapha?

Maybe it's the new 'Emporer's New Clothes' range

edit: Damn you Neil..Damo ALL OF YOU!