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@fizzy.bleach @frankenbike

Went down a treat, cheers lads. The editors where I work are trying to invent an English version and they seem convinced it's going to get put on a wall in the Tate describing somebody's work then referenced when it's eventually added to the dictionary. They seem convinced.

How can I get from SE23 to RG2 6UJ without wanting to kill myself?

I'm spending on average 5 hours in the car for an 8 hour working day.

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Train. PAD to RDG is 25 mins. Then buswanker or cycle hire to your office.

Cycle to Paddington and then train - I'm guessing you'll be going against the flow.

ETA - Scrub that. The RG2 6UJ end doesn't look like it'd be much / any fun.

ETFA - Missed @moocher post above.

Can you get to reading from Clapham?

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At the moment the options are:

Overground to Canada water, change to
Jubilee to Baker street, change to
Bakerloo to Paddington, change to
Train to Reading, change to
Taxi to the office

Or,
Rail to Clapham junction, change to
Rail to Reading, change to
Taxi to the office

But that's slower (although less hatey) than the first option.

Or cycle to Paddington on a Brompton, train to Reading, then Brompton on Road Of Death to the office. I don't have a Brompton, and would estimate this journey as being roughly two and a half hours, if death were avoided.

You don't have to do the road of death, there's cycle path along the Kennet then beside the A33.

Move to Watford.

I was going to say that too. Nice flat ride which quite a few people do.

Anyone had to send a carbon wheel to Luxembourg from the UK? Need to know horror stories with postage cost.

Someone has decided to best-offer me on ebay, because I didn't set to UK-only.

I have open camera on my phone. How do I stop it from taking three pictures at a time?

It's the third option in settings: in camera mode, GUI button, bottom right. Or my soft key that isn't "back" also opens camera settings.

Anyone else ordered something to be delivered to a Doddle collection point, from a non-integrated retailer, only to find they've just stopped offering this service but didn't tell you, and so have a parcel stuck, probably in UK customs?

Additionally, I'm pretty sure I've just eaten a dodgy clam. Didn't smell or taste bad, but was very dark and mushy. Is there anything I can do to lessen the impact? Is making myself vomit actually going to do any good?

only to find they've just stopped offering this service but didn't tell you, and so have a parcel stuck, probably in UK customs?

Yeah something like that. Call up Doddle, they should be able to find it. Don't expect it to magically turn up at the next nearest collection point, and don't expect Doddle to know exactly where it is when you call them.

Doesn't look like they have a phone number. I've filled in a contact form. Hoping they have at least got a customs notification letter I can pick up from somewhere.

How are you now?

I am still waiting for delivery

You're waiting for the forceful expulsion of contents from your stomach?

You replied to the Doddle question, but I wrote a response that approximately covered both, partly because I was not sure which issue you were intending to reply to, and partly because readers might find this humourous. Unfortunately your follow-up, by making the question unambiguous, reduces or removes the potential for a humourous outcome.

tldr; thatsthejoke.tiff

What's a good Bluetooth or something 'tag' I can put in my wallet, attach to my keys, stick to my phone etc to help me when I waste at least an hour a day searching for them after my 1 yr old has hidden them?

I.e. inside my house so presumably needs to play music or something.

Or shows up on a map if I look via an app?

Missed four trains today searching for my fucking wallet while he napped.

Double post

Did lol, but wat about when he takes the cards out and "posts" them between settee cushions/into obscure cupboards.