This week's caption competition

 As Bill looked around the court, the sorrow in his heart began to multiply as he remembered his life before God had created Adam & Eve.

His face turned to a look of pitiful dejectedness as he remembered that eternity of loneliness.

:D em!

In the worlds before polo, primal chaos reigned. Heaven sought order, but the phoenix can fly only when it's feathers are grown. The four worlds formed again and yet again, As endless aeons wheeled and passed. Time and the pure essences of Heaven, the moistures of the Earth,and the powers of the Sun and the Moon all worked upon a certain rock - old as creation, and it magically became fertile... Elemental forces caused the egg to hatch. From it then came Bill... The nature of polo was irrepressible!

bill has a magic cloud, of smoke.

I will now describe the rules of Polo through the media of dance

Top D!

"Wait wasn't i going to the shops."

[sorry sir].

put a Q mark there turd, and i like it.

But I thought that was my beer.

Bill sees the cloud of smoke coming from the north and realises he left his pants in the oven again.

I like that ^^^ train Turd, I was thinking

"Mmmm, Did i leave the gas on?"

After an unsuccessful day at Covent Garden Bill takes his busking to a more appropriate context.

"Bollocks, i'm 12 hours early again"

Bill is never early.

No he's just so early he has to go home and nap before everyone else arives.

Creative have been trying to tell Bill that he's retired for years but he still turns up at 8 every day. Eventually they told him they'd moved the office to a new loction.

"don't think that was edible".

There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to Bill. It is a dimension as vast as Peckham and as timeless as Downham. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Polo Zone.

"Let's call Dale, see if he wants a quick 1 on 1"

Nice one, John... Any caption that quotes Rod Serling is a winner... :]

What happen here? the fart was not that strong...

"I'm telling you, Erik Zo can make a bag from scratch in 15 minutes..... guys? guys?"

Bill took off his elbow pad, everyone winced and ran.