I got woken up the other night

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  • Very clever men, both very clever men. But I don't trust 'em. Jerry Adams looks like a deputy headmaster, and Martin McGuinness looks like a clown without make-up.

  • "No, no, we were delighted. Then you were born...and then we grew to like you"

  • "Lynn, I will have to warn you.....I have popped out again"

  • "Do you know what it said on the car?"

    "Tosser?"

    "No, but you're in the right ballpark"

  • "Anyone got any questions? Yes the lady at the back..."

    "Do you think your career's gone off the rails?"

    "No, not you..."

  • "Chris Rea, he lives in the area. I could have invited him over. Alright Chris. Hello Alan, didn't know you'd moved in? I'm having a barbeque would you like to come over? I'd love to! Do you mind if I bring my guitar? I'd rather you didn't it's not that kind of affair. Do you like mini kievs? I love 'em, but my wife's vegetarian. It doesn't matter she can have fish. No she won't eat that either...OH FORGET IT THEN

    C'mon Lynn these people are starting to annoy me"

  • Back to the OP

    After she yelled for a few minutes there was a 10/20 sec pause then a

    "For God's sake Dan will you let me in you arsehole!"

    Followed by doors opening and slamming and heels clippety cloppeting

    I nearly wee'd

  • "Chris Rea, he lives in the area. I could have invited him over. Alright Chris. Hello Alan, didn't know you'd moved in? I'm having a barbeque would you like to come over? I'd love to! Do you mind if I bring my guitar? I'd rather you didn't it's not that kind of affair. Do you like mini kievs? I love 'em, but my wife's vegetarian. It doesn't matter she can have fish. No she won't eat that either...OH FORGET IT THEN

    C'mon Lynn these people are starting to annoy me"

    A good'un!! ^

  • Teacher : "That was a long time ago Alan."

    Alan : "That's what Nazi war criminals say!"

  • "I bet at the weekends though you secretly get completely rat-arsed......'

  • "No, why don't you shove it up your arse!?"

    "Sue Cook's pulled out"

  • Back to the OP

    After she yelled for a few minutes there was a 10/20 sec pause then a

    "For God's sake Dan will you let me in your arsehole!"

    Followed by doors opening and slamming and heels clippety cloppeting

    I nearly wee'd

    That's a noisy arsehole.

  • "If you see a lovely field with a family having a picnic, and there's a nice pond in it, you fill in the pond with concrete, you plough the family into the field, you blow up the tree, and use the leaves to make a dress for your wife who's also your brother."

  • i love the scene where he's interviewing the lady jockey who is in the process of changing
    they way his voice changes to a hushed reverence in the presence of those golden globes

    a shocked embarrased looking alan partrige emerges from the day to day i think

  • "Sweating Lunatic, Iggy Pop"

    YouTube - I'm Alan Partridge S2E5 Pt.1

    'More distance between the egg and the beans...'

    Haaaaaaa

  • He's right though

  • 'I see! That's why you never see people like Brian Blessed riding horses... no it makes sense.'

  • Long Stanton Spice Museum

    I ride through Long Stratton quite a lot. Never seen a spice museum, though.

    I'm in the very heart of Alan Partridge country here.

  • I just saw Steve Coogan in my fave little eaterie(Baby Cow's opposite)

    My mate got all excited and said "I'm gonna ask him for a photo". I said "Leave it, he's having his lunch and he's suppose to be a right miserable cunt in the flesh"

    As he left, my mate when running up to him like a starstruck teenage girl "Steven, Steven, can I grab a quick photo please?"

    "No" and walked off

    Lesson here is never meet your heroes, hearts get broken

  • I ride through Long Stratton quite a lot. Never seen a spice museum, though.

    I'm in the very heart of Alan Partridge country here.

    Well, given that Skully was talking about Long Stanton, that's perhaps not altogether that surprising. :)

  • Oh, *Ol*iver.

  • FIRE! FIRE! THE FAIR'S ON FIRE! Youuuuuu people aren't listening to a word I say are you?

    Some of my all time favourite bits are non-verbal.

    • The turning round to reveal the Castrol GTX logo on the back of the bomber jacket at the funeral.
    • The "boo-hoo" fists to the corner of the eyes action he does as he's trying to extracate himself from the awkward conversion (that she blatantly doens't want to be having anyway) with the widow.
    • The shrug in response to being introduced the man who recently revamped the news and current affairs output.

    Damn they're all from the same episode.

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