There are some new Partridge Web-episodes featuring Tim Key on YouTube
YouTube - Alan Partridge's Mid Morning Matters - Episode 1
Which car would a monarch would drive
"Anthea Turner is the Vauxhall Cavalier cabriolet of middle-aged women"...!
doing 'that' thing with her hair
"....and Lynn, could you have a word with the builders. Yesterday one of them had his jeans so low down you could almost see his anus!"
This whole thread is gold!
Could go your way could go mine. Either way one of us is going down.
"Use the sausage as a breakwater."
Yes. I've always thought it was a shame that Conan Doyle had to kill him off.
No, I think you'll find it was Moriarty that killed him.
"... a big shadow on a little lung".
"Oh...cook a cat"
I can't remember the quote exactly but when he's talking about breasts just being little fatty lumps it had me in stitches.
I don't know who started this Alan Partridge malarkey, but I have just nearly wet myself watching this:
Alan Partridge - Pay Channel - YouTube
I got woken up in the middle of the night last night.
Some female was banging like mad on my front door screaming and crying.
So I had to get up and let her out.
Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa - NEW Official Trailer (HD) - YouTube
He's back on the BBC!
this channel has been uploading some clips from This Time with Alan Partridge
So so good
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