You fucking bastards

Bang!

^@me?

yep.

who would you think, "right, if i've got to do this character acting and get paid for it, i want to be X". where X is the celeb.

lemme think about it.

Not as bad as the random fella that walked past Corny on the way to the bogs last night and said: Mr Motivator!

brill stuff I tells ya.

Old hat, mate. I said that last year...

(I hope corny didn't hear me!)

funny that, last time I saw Ritchie had a Chinese in his hands.

......and smeared all around his big face

Surely it'd be easier for you to list the 'celebs' you don't have a story about? :-)

It involved:

• Dustin Gee
  
• Duncan Norvelle
  
• Amyl Nitrate
  
• A fruit & veg hamper
  

Why? I like him, most of the other tv cooks seem up their own ass he seem pretty relaxed, in a hyperactive kind of a way.
it's the smile, the whitesofhiseyes over plastic fake american type entertainer smile, probably spends all his spare time making jazzhands.

I'm just leaving this here for a while...

I'm just leaving this here for a while...

Hahahaha! Is he listening to Crraaaaaig Daaavid!!

Talkin of which, anyone seen the new Bo Selecta 'Kanye West'? ACE!

yep.

who would you think, "right, if i've got to do this character acting and get paid for it, i want to be X". where X is the celeb.

Probably Brian Blessed. I am in character most of the time anyway - shout, drink, shout, drink.

...and I'd get the beard back.

Richie starring in Happy Days - The Musical

oh.... OH.

back off warchild, seriously.

i will hurt your feelings, just like i did with ainsleygrooves.
he still isn't talking to me.

:P

This the current goal:

back off warchild, seriously.
point break will **never **be a musical :P

ha!
topical, though[t]...

(swayze would be a good one for me and charco's look-a-like agency)

i start the ride home from west with one eye closed for about 10 minutes most weeks, so with a little bit more hair, the he-man look is not far off.

This the current goal:

aaaarrrgh my nemesisisis!

haha!!

it's the smile, the whitesofhiseyes over plastic fake american type entertainer smile, probably spends all his spare time making jazzhands.

i also think that unfortunately Ainsley Harriot's 'hyperactive-jazz-hand' onstage persona rienforces the negative stereotype of the 1940's 'jigaboo'.

I've got a story on Rusty Lee

I have loads on Ainsley........

Richie starring in T'Pau - The Musical

I snogged her, the original that is...

Haha, awww

I cum loads on Ainsley........
that's disgusting!