Bizarre altercation

This is a small town, but not so isolated that its inhabitants have three knee caps...

Much appreciated, Hippy. How about a disguise kit?

3 Scallies 1 knee cap each, you live a sheltered life..............

I was just making a weak joke about inbreeding/three legs. Never mind, it's been a long day.

So what town was it?

^ What he said

Market Harborough ?
Downham Market ?
Camden Market ?

people with three legs - High Wycombe, definately, I'll put money on it

St Albans or Luton

must be High Wycombe or even Lem

Sparky is a journalist who gives his location as "London".

I would think it is somewhere on Merseyside.

Southport then, definately Southport, I'd put money on it

Journalist or Journeyman I'd say its Swansea or Bangor

They are are not market towns, they are chip shop towns

ok Norwich then,,,,,,,,,

or we just wait until The Sun reports, journalist murdered in (insert market town here) by 3 drunken hoodied up chavs

I'm selling one of these if you need. I'll do forumenger price too.

I'm selling one of these if you need. I'll do forumenger price too.

Was it not confiscated at G20?

I'm selling one of these if you need. I'll do forumenger price too.

Pussy and lightweight.......

and support

Was it not confiscated at G20?

I had a parking ticket, and a verbal warning for drinking herbal tea whilst dancing to the sound of hypnotic drums. My mate was fine tho, he just kept playing...

people with three legs - High Wycombe, definately, I'll put money on it

Any more jokes about three legs, and all 3 of mine are going to kick some internet arse.

St Albans is too big. i'm going for Hertford.

Home of my two favourite bits of impotent fury as expressed though permanent marker on underpass wall:

"old bill wankers suck my cock wankers"

and

"spurs shit cunt"

I do miss it.

I'm not getting this, maybe it's the ale. How exactly, and where exactly, is this 'edging through' going on? I can't picture the scene...

I got on to the cops yesterday and they say that if I want they can send a uniform around to "speak to him under caution". What do you reckon?

Dig yourself an even bigger hole, you live in hicksville there are 3 of them they know who you are do you think they are scared of the Police?

Let them start something.. cops in small towns get bored.
Bored cops with 3 dickheads to target = fun times and some newsworthy shit for Sparky.

Mate, let it go.

Honestly, if I started a thread every time I got into a silly altercation, a driver threatened me, gesticulated, swore, or swerved at me or whatever there'd be no room on the forum for anything else. I may be wrong but I imagine a lot of other people who ride in london every day are thinking the same.

I still want to know where it happened though. Why won't you tell us!?