The New Oxford Street Ride

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  • Inspired by recent cyclic triumphs like the BridgesRide™ - I would like to forward a ride of my own, The New Oxford Street Ride.

    It's going to be a pretty much full on taking of New Oxford Street - from end to to fucking end - we will meet outside the Dominion Theatre, Tottenham Court Road and ride to where New Oxford Street meets the top of Shaftsbury Avenue - at which point it becomes one way, so everyone will have to get off their bikes and fucking walk until we get to Holborn tube station.

    I imagine there will be a few nutters who will want to cycle all the way back, but the rest of us will go and get badly pissed up in a local pub using beer and wines.

    There will be several stop off points along the route, I know a couple of decent pubs along that route, but also if people simply want to pull over to lay down a 'road egg' that is also cool.

    List ?

  • i'm in

    1.tynan
    2.MAX

  • 1.tynan
    2.MAX
    3.tynan

    That's three already !

  • 1.tynan
    2.MAX
    3.tynan
    4.slamm

    are gears going to be needed?

  • How much inner tube should we take? the area near Tottenham court road does wreck havoc on our tyres.

  • are gears going to be needed?

    How much inner tube should we take? the area near Tottenham court road does wreck havoc on our tyres.

    Listen up, if you have to ask these kinds of questions, maybe you are not cut out for this kind of ride (?), we all know it is not going to easy, some people might not make it all the way to the finish, a few people will have their bikes fail on them, a few will have their bikes stolen from underneath them, Slaytanic will crash and break his collar bone while trying to text, eat, drink and steer his bike at the same time and there may well be a few bike based sexual attacks, this is all standard stuff.

    If you are having doubts about gears and inner tubes than maybe this is not the ride for you - maybe you are better off sitting at home reading so called 'books'.

    You big pair of benders.

  • 1.tynan
    2.MAX
    3.tynan
    4.slamm
    5.edscoble

    1. tynan
  • what's the racial mix?

    Don't wanna be a sitting duck, innit.

  • just to be sure, it is a social right is it? not those speedy gorilla one? on a long ride like that it's usually a better idea to keep it as social as possible.

  • what's the racial mix?

    No dogs, no Irish, no DHSS.

  • Hmmm, I may start but bail at the Starbuck's opposite Centre Point… the Slovakian coffee wench in there has an interesting way of asking if I 'want cream with that' that far out-weighs the prospect of anal interference with a chain-whip outside Forbidden Planet.

    Have a good one.

    1.tynan
    2.MAX
    3.tynan
    4.edscoble
    5.tynan

  • just to be sure, it is a social right is it? not those speedy gorilla one? on a long ride like that it's usually a better idea to keep it as social as possible.

    I am not sure the best way to address the question, all I can say is that at the pub on the corner of Museum Street and New Oxford Street (half-way along the route) there will be a speed dating session.

    I hope that answers your question.

  • No dogs, no Irish, no DHSS.

    good, you're learning. See you at 3.

  • Hmmm, I may start but bail at the Starbuck's opposite Centre Point…

    Don't worry, that is one of the scheduled stop off points, you can use the opportunity to do her up the toilet.

  • I'll join if I can yell all the way there.

  • 1.tynan
    2.MAX
    3.tynan
    4.slamm
    5.edscoble
    6.tynan
    7.goodhead (as long as we can call in at Selfridges)
    8.tynan

  • I'm in but I might bail out at that statbucks too.

  • 1.tynan
    2.MAX
    3.tynan
    4.slamm
    5.edscoble
    6.tynan
    7.goodhead (as long as we can call in at Selfridges)
    8.tynan
    9.k
    10.a
    11.t
    12.t
    13.t

  • now i have more spots than tynan. PSYCHED!

  • I'm in but I might bail out at that statbucks too.

    Like I have said it is a scheduled stop off, so there is no reason to make this a race issue, you fucking half-breed.

  • 1.tynan
    2.MAX
    3.tynan
    4.slamm
    5.edscoble
    6.tynan
    7.goodhead (as long as we can call in at Selfridges)
    8.tynan
    8.5 lpg
    9.k
    10.a
    11.t
    12.t
    13.t

    1. tynan
    2. tynan
  • What GI would be best for this ride?

  • as long as we can call in at Selfridges

    Wrong way, but there is a lovely Argos just past Starbucks (our first scheduled stop off)- and they are having a 30% off promotion on low quality children's clothing at the minute.

  • What GI would be best for this ride?

    Probably low to moderate to high/medium.

    1.tynan
    2.MAX
    3.tynan
    4.slamm
    5.edscoble
    6.tynan
    7.goodhead (as long as we can call in at Selfridges)
    8.tynan
    8.5 lpg
    9.k
    10.a
    11.t
    12.t
    13.t

    1. tynan
    2. tynan
    3. sorethroat
    4. tynan
  • 1.tynan
    2.MAX
    3.tynan
    4.slamm
    5.edscoble
    6.tynan
    7.goodhead (as long as we can call in at Selfridges)
    8.tynan
    8.5 lpg
    9.k
    10.a
    11.t
    12.t
    13.t

    1. tynan
    2. tynan
    3. sorethroat
    4. tynan
    5. jerkface (yes, that's me)
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